Epicmafia Adventure #2

Arcbellover 10 years ago

A text based adventure game, hosted by me. Post to join the adventuring party. Once you post, I will let you select your starting items, and once everyone is ready, the adventure begins.

You will perform actions by typing "-" then the action. I will then tell you the result of your actions, and roll dice if necessary. Be advised that you cannot take back your actions once you perform them, and that success or even advancement past the first room is not guaranteed to your party. You will need to play smart, and work together if you wish to succeed in this adventure.

P.S. don't sign up if you aren't willing to put a good amount of effort in, last time I did this people took it pretty seriously.


You stand before an impressive moat with the rest of your adventuring party, the murky water not far below. Across it, an enormous gothic castle with decaying stone walls, several tall spires twisting upwards. The air is thick and damp. You can hear faint sounds of people gossiping in the air, though there is no one in sight save for your silent party. A moldy, yet thick wooden bridge invites your entry to the castle.

What you and your comrades seek is the library room of the castle, which contains the mythic everybin document. It is said that every player on the site's most foul deeds are recorded there. You have all done things you're not proud of, things you'd rather were forgotten. The document must be destroyed so that you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming an epicmafia moderator. And so an alliance of players was formed to brave the dangers of....

...the Castle of Lore


Player Inventory: https://epicmafia.com/user/548997 (items on the bio, updated page 41)

Exterior Player map (Last updated page 80): http://i.imgur.com/EtSmkyM.png

Interior Player map (Last updated page 81): http://i.imgur.com/LKAfATZ.png

Game Board
Dungeon Master
29 hpready to enter castleat lever
30 hpIn castleat door
Death by poison pill / believing rednoseStylin
19 hpEmpoweredpulling lev
22 hphurt legat door
24 hphurt armat door
30 hpFightingdrawing new arrow
27 hphas notebook
Dungeon Master
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
Submuted
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
What the FÙCK am I supposed to do now
Ryukoover 10 years ago
hey so if we find a non zombie body for areg we should possibly preserve it

u know like rednoses
Zhuorbover 10 years ago
Arcbell
Zhuorb
Arcbell
Zhuorb picks a document from the staircase room, and has a look:

It appears to be an encyclopedia of cheaters.
-keep the encyclopedia with me as I look around the room for other things
You take the encyclopedia.

You continue looking for documents. You find a transcript of a conversation...

http://pastebin.com/bvs7ZdX5
-put the transcript inside the encyclopedia. Look around for things of value one more time, then head back towards the castle entrance.
Ryukoover 10 years ago
zombies have 15 hp. nice to know
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Btw guys, fair warning, if you say "-attack the closest zombie" and that happens to be Areg, I'm going to make you attack Areg (^:
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Arcbellover 10 years ago
Also, your zombie body has a few items:

- Drenched, moldy, severed noose around your neck.

- Drenched, tattered clothes.
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
Arcbell
AregVrt
-dash to castle
You're a zombie you can't dash.

You half-shuffle-half-dash toward the castle.
nailed it
Arcbellover 10 years ago
AregVrt
-dash to castle
You're a zombie you can't dash.

You half-shuffle-half-dash toward the castle.
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
-dash to castle
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Areg arrives at his old body, and attempts to take the items from his ravaged body.

Your almost-dead body doesn't put up much of a fight and you get the tent, rope, and magic wand into your zombie hands.

The zombies don't seem to notice you, they're fixated on ravaging you, which by the way, puts your body at -2 hp.

At this point I'm switching your hp counter on the board to be that of your zombie body.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
JeffReid is at the lever.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
itg321
-ready myself to run into the castle when the opportunity presents itself
You prepare yourself to dash into the castle.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
You halt mid-charge, not wanting to waste your energy.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Tucker
Hmm. So each zombie's got around 20 HP then.

-charge Tigerrawr head-on (spear-on)
Tigerawr is already dead (pamda killed it)
Arcbellover 10 years agoedited
It rolls a 6, its nails ripping into the soft flesh of your octo-arm.

It does not seem to notice the effects of strangulation.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Satan
-specifically help ryuko kill zovea, via strangulation with my octo arm
You approach Zovea (lying on the ground) and wrap your arm around the zombie's neck. it claws at your octo-arm, dealing d6 damage to it.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
AregVrt
Lol nice
-go back to my old body and take all I had
You go toward your old body.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Satan
can you show the entire castle for me arcbell
This is what you can see from your vantage point:



Excuse my poor artwork
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Lol nice
-go back to my old body and take all I had
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Sonrio
-shoot at both of the zombies rising from the moat closest to the door, at their heads
You prepare to shoot the south-east rising zombie as soon as it shows its head (right now its just an arm from your line of sight)
Arcbellover 10 years ago
You roll a 2.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
hardeffingworker
-kick the top, far-right zombie into the dank moat
Upon noticing the new zombies rising from the dank moat, you instinctively move to the top right zombie and kick at its hand until it falls in. It takes d2 kicks.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
JeffReid
- get the hell towards the lever and pull it
You run toward the lever.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
AregVrt
-let go of, ryuko's leg.
-Slightly push one of the zombies close to me to see if they attack me
Ryuko has already broken free of your grasp.

You shove the zombie close to you, it doesn't seem to notice you.
Arcbellover 10 years ago
Zhuorb
Arcbell
Zhuorb picks a document from the staircase room, and has a look:

It appears to be an encyclopedia of cheaters.
-keep the encyclopedia with me as I look around the room for other things
You take the encyclopedia.

You continue looking for documents. You find a transcript of a conversation...

http://pastebin.com/bvs7ZdX5