Insults Catalogue

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

In light of the over moderation of H/C. Lets help each other get our creative juices flowing, by coming up with good clean family fun insults to throw at each other in game and on the forums.

I'll post some first

If i had a dollar for every brain you didn't have i'd have one dollar

The fact that you figured out how to get on the internet gives me high hope that one day you will be able to fit normally into society.

I'm afraid your mother might have suffered from substance abuse at some time during your development.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

Game Board
Insulting the host won't be toleratedmuted
Xbox is superior consolemuted
Copy-Pastamuted
JeffreyAaronover 10 years ago
awwwwww the filter killed my insult :(
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
JeffReid
Is your jealous of the amount of that just came out of your mouth?
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JeffreyAaronover 10 years ago
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
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JeffreyAaronover 10 years ago
saw this on google and you can use it when your enemy slips

"why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma."

ty ty ty google.
JeffreyAaronover 10 years ago
omg you muted slowbro and chaika ahahahaha. no insulting the OP people!!!
MeetTerryover 10 years ago
vilden
I was talking very slowly to someone and they reported me for HC because the style of my speech was suggestive that she was too slow (or "challenged") to get what I was saying

so the best insult is to just talk slow to someone
genius
winkover 10 years ago
What the did you just say about me, you little ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying to me over the Internet? Think again, . As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
You have to mute someone after they make the best insult of this thread
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
"you made a thread called insult catalogue"
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
"You lewd crude rude bag of pre-chewed food dude"
ZeroFurrboneover 10 years ago
"a big suck on a sour lemon." - Say it in a realy sexy voice :3
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
noob
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
lamer
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Blister
that's how we do it here in the uk
Please Vocaroo those paragraphs, and don't hold back on the spit.
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Escuraiover 10 years ago
Blister
that's how we do it here in the uk
"U Nandos hating mug"
ZeroFurrboneover 10 years ago
You are a fish, and I'm the hook, you cob!
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
that's how we do it here in the uk
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered
bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
Zhuorbover 10 years agoedited
Blister
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
shut up sprinkletit
ZeroFurrboneover 10 years ago
You are Abydocomist! Such a bedswerver that i can't take it anymore. You spit when you talk, because you are a bespawler!

A miserable bobolyne, you are cumberworld that no one cares about, such a dalcop, even a dea-beater!

Hey, hey , dont be a dorbel. You sould like a Drate-Poke.

Hey gurl, you're such a driggle-draggle!

http://mentalfloss.com/article/61819/42-old-english-insults etc.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
Zhuorbover 10 years ago
Roody poo
Zhuorbover 10 years ago
Nigerian candy arse
krystalover 10 years ago
Zhuorb
We're going for insults not compliments here, krystal
stop pulling a zhuorb, and sucking at games:(
Zhuorbover 10 years ago
We're going for insults not compliments here, krystal
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