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Insults Catalogue

deletedabout 10 years

In light of the over moderation of H/C. Lets help each other get our creative juices flowing, by coming up with good clean family fun insults to throw at each other in game and on the forums.

I'll post some first

If i had a dollar for every brain you didn't have i'd have one dollar

The fact that you figured out how to get on the internet gives me high hope that one day you will be able to fit normally into society.

I'm afraid your mother might have suffered from substance abuse at some time during your development.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

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I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
deletedabout 10 years
oh whoops! forgot to mute wink lol
ArieI
about 10 years
your IQ is sub 80
wink
about 10 years
"i hope you run out of skips on pandora"
wink
about 10 years

Escurai says

Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer


a long time
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shakespeare loved a good r ape joke too
deletedabout 10 years
Have you not read Shakespeares stuff? He was pretty damn racist among other things. Those damn moors making beasts with two backs
Cammy
about 10 years
bucko
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You're the type of person to suck for bus money and then walk home
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Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
Luci
about 10 years
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/shakespearean-insults-to-use-in-everyday-life#.ufMbBmepv

shakespearean insults on pictures of cats glaring at you, what more could you want?
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You are a fkn b00b
Escurai
about 10 years

Sincerely says

Well if the world were spaghetti, you'd be the one noodle no one was willing to eat!


Reported for HC I was triggered by the word N00dle
Sincerely
about 10 years

Escurai says

If your life were spaghetti, it would be messi


Well if the world were spaghetti, you'd be the one noodle no one was willing to eat!
Sincerely
about 10 years
Most of these insults are too long and impractical for actual application within epicmafia games, you foul words.
Giga13
about 10 years
"i want to end your life"
Escurai
about 10 years

Sincerely says

snip


If your life were spaghetti, it would be messi
codeslicer
about 10 years
You piece of xbox one!
JeffreyAaron
about 10 years
terry leave me alone before i get an epicmafia restraining order on you.
Sincerely
about 10 years

Escurai says

Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer


Listen here c*m-sl*t, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a copypasta. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a copypasta would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that copypasta was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Edit: stupid censors should be bypassed in stupid copy pastas im done
Escurai
about 10 years
Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer
MeetTerry
about 10 years

JeffReid says


MeetTerry says


JeffReid says

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.


What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?


?


ur slow
JeffreyAaron
about 10 years

MeetTerry says


JeffReid says

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.


What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?


?
JeffreyAaron
about 10 years
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
MeetTerry
about 10 years

JeffReid says

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.


What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?