Insults Catalogue

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

In light of the over moderation of H/C. Lets help each other get our creative juices flowing, by coming up with good clean family fun insults to throw at each other in game and on the forums.

I'll post some first

If i had a dollar for every brain you didn't have i'd have one dollar

The fact that you figured out how to get on the internet gives me high hope that one day you will be able to fit normally into society.

I'm afraid your mother might have suffered from substance abuse at some time during your development.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

Game Board
Insulting the host won't be toleratedmuted
Xbox is superior consolemuted
Copy-Pastamuted
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
oh whoops! forgot to mute wink lol
ArieIover 10 years ago
your IQ is sub 80
winkover 10 years ago
"i hope you run out of skips on pandora"
winkover 10 years ago
Escurai
Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer
a long time
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
shakespeare loved a good r ape joke too
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Have you not read Shakespeares stuff? He was pretty damn racist among other things. Those damn moors making beasts with two backs
Cammyover 10 years ago
bucko
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
You're the type of person to suck for bus money and then walk home
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
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Luciover 10 years ago
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/shakespearean-insults-to-use-in-everyday-life#.ufMbBmepv

shakespearean insults on pictures of cats glaring at you, what more could you want?
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
You are a fkn b00b
Escuraiover 10 years ago
Sincerely
Well if the world were spaghetti, you'd be the one noodle no one was willing to eat!
Reported for HC I was triggered by the word N00dle
Sincerelyover 10 years ago
Escurai
If your life were spaghetti, it would be messi
Well if the world were spaghetti, you'd be the one noodle no one was willing to eat!
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Sincerelyover 10 years agoedited
Most of these insults are too long and impractical for actual application within epicmafia games, you foul words.
Giga13over 10 years ago
"i want to end your life"
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Escuraiover 10 years ago
Sincerely
snip
If your life were spaghetti, it would be messi
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codeslicerover 10 years ago
You piece of xbox one!
JeffreyAaronover 10 years ago
terry leave me alone before i get an epicmafia restraining order on you.
Sincerelyover 10 years agoedited
Escurai
Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer
Listen here c*m-sl*t, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a copypasta. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a copypasta would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that copypasta was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Edit: stupid censors should be bypassed in stupid copy pastas im done
Escuraiover 10 years ago
Wink how long has that copypasta been sitting in the freezer
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MeetTerryover 10 years ago
JeffReid
MeetTerry
JeffReid
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?
?
ur slow
JeffreyAaronover 10 years ago
MeetTerry
JeffReid
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?
?
JeffreyAaronover 10 years ago
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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MeetTerryover 10 years ago
JeffReid
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
What foundation do I need to donate to, to help you?
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