Dear Guy Fawkes,

I know you've been nice. However as you may have noticed, my elves are on strike and I have to make all the presents myself. I can only make firearms, kevlar vests, magical crystal balls, or loaves of bread. I know it is disappointing, but please restrict your list items to that and have a very Merry Christmas. HO HO HO HO!

Holiday cheers,
Santa

A weird guy with white beard kidnapped me and shoved me in a bag and here I am now.

Haro Dihg?

Dear Santa,

I just want to be happy again....

-dihg

How can you have a great year when it's now gamethrowing to save as doctor?

its 70 degrees in new york lol

actually global warming f*cked that up pretty bad

winter is coming

Dear Santa,
I know I'm naughty, and you know I'm one of the bad guys. I had a horrible year here on EM and outside of it. I just one to ask you one thing, to make this a EVEN WORSE year. Give me JonSnow back.

I hope you can do that.

Worst, Chinatsu.

Cringe