alexicon D You chose to be someone who has a drug problem but promises to fix it soon.
Freaky.
A) Time to get some candy
B) Choose a different costume
Togepi Satan Togepi Hahahaha B. You chose to get some candy, nice.
“Not so fast, dear,” says your dad.
“Before you go out trick-or-treating, we have to tell you some Halloween safety rules. Taking candy from strangers is a great idea, and we encourage it, but not all strangers can be trusted.”
Your mom nods in agreement.
“That’s right,” she says. “Halloween is a fun holiday, but there are bad folks out there who want to spoil your fun.”
A) Okay what do I need to know?
B) Why would anyone want to ruin halloween?
Satan A) Make adjustments I'm gonna need to show a little more skin. A.
Dreamquakes If I choose A, can I dress like sexy Donald Trump??? :D You chose A) and subsequently raided togepi's closet and took her sexy donald trump outfit.
You're donald trump, sexified:
A) Choose a different costume
B) Go get some candy
Tucker I don't want to go too off-reality. C. You chose Sexy Pope.
Close enough! It's not quite as sexy as you were hoping for, but you can make some adjustments if needed.
A) Make adjustments
B) Go get some candy
C) Choose a different costume
Togepi Hahahaha B. You chose B) I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.
So now you're all ready, do you want to:
A) Go get some freakin' candy
B) Choose a different costume
alexicon I start from beginning right (here)? Yes!
Now, THIS is what it’s all about.
The ooey gooey globs of crystallized fantasies known as candy, sugary catastrophes that your tongue craves.
Normally, your parents don’t allow you to eat too much candy, but on Halloween you can swallow all the sweet, stomach destroying filth you want!
However, to go out, you’re going to need a costume, otherwise you won't get candy and we can't have that. What do you want to dress up as?
A) Sexy Chris Christie
B) Terrible zombie
C) [homemade] Centaur costume
D) Someone who has a drug problem but promises to fix it soon
Satan Dreamquakes B. But I want options more like Joce's ;~; If I choose A, can I dress like sexy Donald Trump??? :D
Dreamquakes B. But I want options more like Joce's ;~; You decide to look in the attic and find a few more options
A) One of the previous options
B) Homemade mummy costume
C) A businessman/woman who has just lost his/her job
D) Member of PETA
Satan What do you want to dress up as? I don't want to go too off-reality. C.
Satan ok lets start...NOW.. I start from beginning right (here)?
A!!!!
Tucker A. Since there's no male power involved I suppose I'll celebrate Halloween. You decide that celebrating a holiday where you get an endless amount of wonderful treats for nothing but the cost of a halloween costume is better than Arbor day or Mother's day.
What do you want to dress up as?
A) Reptar
B) Hillary Clinton
C) Sexy Pope
D) Terrible ninja
Togepi C. So obviously C. You chose to dress up as Dwight Schrute from the office.
You have to decide on a Dwight Schrute quote to repeatedly say throughout the night after trick or treat:
A) My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man
B) I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.
C) I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
Satan Dreamquakes C! B. But I want options more like Joce's ;~;
Satan A) Halloween A. Since there's no male power involved I suppose I'll celebrate Halloween.
Dreamquakes C! You chose to dress up as a terrifying Woman With Personal Problems.
You try to create a backstory for her, and come up with:
Terrifying woman with personal problems: a woman who tries her best but has challenges in her life with no easy answers. She doesn’t know what to do and feels trapped.
This spine-chilling costume will definitely creep everyone out!
A) Alright let me at my candy
B) Actually I want a different costume
Tucker B. I want to celebrate something involving scaring children and adults alike. Halloween is for all ages, that being said would you like to celebrate:
A) Halloween
B) Arbor day
C) Mother's day
Togepi Ummm, ummmm I CHANGED MY MIND. A. You decide that celebrating a holiday where you get an endless amount of wonderful treats for nothing but the cost of a halloween costume is better than Arbor day or Father's day.
What do you want to dress up as?
A) Sexy Donald Trump
B) Terrible vampire
C) Dwight Schrute from the office
D) A Hot Dog
Dreamquakes A, please ~ Now, THIS is what it’s all about.
The crystallized fantasies known as candy, sugary catastrophes that your tongue craves.
Normally, your parents don’t allow you to eat too much candy, but on Halloween you can swallow all the sweet, stomach destroying filth you want!
However, to go out, you’re going to need a costume, otherwise you won't get candy and we can't have that. What do you want to dress up as?
A) Sexy Bernie Sanders
B) Terrible frankenstein
C) Woman with personal problems
D) Disheveled man who thinks God is out to get him
