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ORLY 2016

Orlyabout 11 years ago

Be a part of change. Bring a new peace to Epicmafia. Vote for freedom. Vote for the community. Vote for Orly.

Are you tired of dealing with bad moderators?

Are you sad about an undeserved violation?

Are you ready to see a new Mafia era?

Then get ready, because in this coming moderator election, you can vote for a true leader.

Remember: no matter what those dime-bag selling cheeba monkeys down at the EpicMafia moderating center promise to do, when it comes to the clambake, they won't be there.

Trust Orly. Believe Orly. Obey Orly.

deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
I woke up from a terrible dream. it was about Orly and in it he wasn't the same. it was a broken down Orly with lost spirit after he worked so hard and never got what he always wanted (to be a mod). but it was only a bad dream : )
DogInASuitabout 11 years ago
I don't know who this guy is, but we need him in the government
Orlyabout 11 years agoedited
I was going to make a witty post with the lyrics of Wrecking Ball, but they're so bad that I had nothing to work with.

See how transparent I am? That's why you should elect me as moderator of the people. I'll tear down those walls, Mr. Lucidrains, with my giant ball of destiny, and unite the competitive elitists and the socialist commonwealth of Main Lobby, once and for all.

xelaabout 11 years ago
when orly gets mad he self-deletes and comes back on another account,

he's perfect mod quality lol
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SHENANIGANSabout 11 years ago
Wiizel1337
Can you tell us why you'll actually be a good mod?
no, he can't
Wiizel1337about 11 years ago
Can you tell us why you'll actually be a good mod?

All you're doing is posting le funny maymay's over pictures of important people.
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
this is orly bad topic.
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deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
Sims, you are forgetting someone...
SHENANIGANSabout 11 years agoedited
Sims
i'll still mod you
try playing hard to get, Sims. people want what they think they can't have.
deleteddeletedabout 11 years ago
ME = >:O RAISE
Simsabout 11 years ago
i'll still mod you
Raiseabout 11 years ago
oh god, vash was a colossal gayboy, i remember that dipsht.

destroy this website before you make vash a mod of it
Orlyabout 11 years agoedited
Raise
Orly
It's okay, Raise. Your absentee ballot isn't counted by the current mods, anyway. That's the sort of defect I aim to fix in the near future.

One day, your vote will be counted, and by then, you'll want to be voting Orly.
my vote counts double, i have been invited twice now to be a mod of this site. :^)
That's precisely why your vote doesn't count.

But if we work together, we can change the backward ways of EM's moderating. Maybe you can even become a moderator one day. That goes for everyone! Let's all become mods!
SHENANIGANSabout 11 years ago
assumed it was a safe assumption
Togepiabout 11 years ago
lol Raise definitely knows who Vash is.
SHENANIGANSabout 11 years agoedited
it's vash

assuming you know who vash is.
Raiseabout 11 years ago
Orly
It's okay, Raise. Your absentee ballot isn't counted by the current mods, anyway. That's the sort of defect I aim to fix in the near future.

One day, your vote will be counted, and by then, you'll want to be voting Orly.
my vote counts double, i have been invited twice now to be a mod of this site. :^)
Raiseabout 11 years ago
MattHelders
sgr do you know who orly is?
no, who is he?
Orlyabout 11 years agoedited
It's okay, Raise. Your absentee ballot isn't counted by the current mods, anyway. That's the sort of defect I aim to fix in the near future.

One day, your vote will be counted, and by then, you'll want to be voting Orly.
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MattHeldersabout 11 years ago
sgr do you know who orly is?
Raiseabout 11 years ago
You sound like a lilbitch, dude.I'm not voting for you.
Orlyabout 11 years ago
OrlyFan
I think he is still mad at me for the shot because I haven't heard from him... I hope things are OK between us...
Someone always dies. It was a necessary sacrifice.

codeslicerabout 11 years agoedited
ореаллы ан ореаллыфан sаме персон!!!!!
deleteddeletedabout 11 years agoedited
So something magical happened. You will never guess who I played a game of fancy pants with earlier:



Yeah. This man. But I was devastated when he was mafia and I was town. I even had to shoot him or I would've been reported for game throwing! ;'(

I think he is still mad at me for the shot because I haven't heard from him... I hope things are OK between us...
Orlyabout 11 years ago
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. Let's help bring about that future, right here on EpicMafia.

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