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post here to be my best friend

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are you a bad enough dude to post in this thread

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dan, would first lady michelle obama and i be romantically compatible?
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Togepi says


Sims says

that's sad


Not at all actually. I have friends.


My friends, who are real
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all i want is a bf who will go to the gym with me and also never love me. in fact i don't want to ever make eye contact or kiss
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the talent to write entertaining analysis on the people of epicmaifa
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I'll be honest and admit I wasn't even sure "normcore" was an actual term, or that if it was, whether I used it correctly. I'll just assume that since I haven't been called out on it, I did OK.
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Patrick says

dan i want to see you do a love doctor sort of spin-off thread as i think you have a natural talent here


what is it? maybe i'll do it.
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in my head connor is 3 feet tall and wears a big pointy hat
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Connor says

slow is taller than me and younger than me. this is weird to me


and also better at smash. what a wacky scenario
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i just googled it and normcore is an actual thing and that's depressing
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dan i want to see you do a love doctor sort of spin-off thread as i think you have a natural talent here
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hello
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slow is taller than me and younger than me. this is weird to me
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idistinctly remember the first time bill called me a "normalcool"
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ScubaSteve says

"YEAH, WELL, I HAVE FRIENDS. JUST WATCH. I'M GOING TO TURN DOWN MY BUDDY'S INVITATION TO GO HANG OUT AND POST A SCREENCAP OF IT HERE, ON EPICMAFIA, TO PROVE HOW NORMCORE I AM. THAT'LL SHUT YOU GUYS UP!!"


yes, i too remember that. it was a wild thread.
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"YEAH, WELL, I HAVE FRIENDS. JUST WATCH. I'M GOING TO TURN DOWN MY BUDDY'S INVITATION TO GO HANG OUT AND POST A SCREENCAP OF IT HERE, ON EPICMAFIA, TO PROVE HOW NORMCORE I AM. THAT'LL SHUT YOU GUYS UP!!"
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Patrick says

i came here to see dan's opinion


Patrick & Slow would make fine friends, perhaps BFFLs. I think you two would've made great friends in elementary school, playing kickball and sitting together at lunch, poking fun at the kid who looks like Brainy from Hey Arnold. I think your friendship would have a "go-with-the-flow" sort of feel, and although you two would never know what to do when together, you'd always find a way to have a good time while doing nothing. Being able to find enjoyment in the simple things with a friend of old is a valuable trait, and although neither of you would be particularly vocal about your dope friendship, it'd be real. I think in your old age though, you'd eventually grow apart unless you were neighbors, as the hustle and bustle of adulthood makes idle time a thing of the past. You both could've been characters in Stand By Me. No one in particular, but does anyone have as good of friends as they did when they were 12?

Potential Friendship Rating: 8/10, Strong at first but would potentially wither down the line.
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ScubaSteve says


Slow says

i heartily encourage all friend shere to pm me asking for my skype or snapchat so i can screencap the request and post it in this thread to mock you


That's quite Germatron-esque of you, Slow...


didn't i rail on germ so much that he quit

that's my headcanon
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Slow says

i heartily encourage all friend shere to pm me asking for my skype or snapchat so i can screencap the request and post it in this thread to mock you


That's quite Germatron-esque of you, Slow...
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i heartily encourage all friend shere to pm me asking for my skype or snapchat so i can screencap the request and post it in this thread to mock you
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ScubaSteve says


Slow says


peach says

A High honor indeed . but you only gave me a 6 on your rating thread. there are some emotional wounds that time will never heal , slow ...


that thread was a social experiment


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Slow says


peach says

A High honor indeed . but you only gave me a 6 on your rating thread. there are some emotional wounds that time will never heal , slow ...


that thread was a social experiment


my heart is not a social experiment ..... the gracious and magnificent beast that i am, though, i will humbly accept your apology in advance. just do not cross me again
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i came here to see dan's opinion
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Slow says


peach says

A High honor indeed . but you only gave me a 6 on your rating thread. there are some emotional wounds that time will never heal , slow ...


that thread was a social experiment


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Dan you are my hero and my muse . Thank you for calling me a fruit roll up. i will never forget
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peach says

A High honor indeed . but you only gave me a 6 on your rating thread. there are some emotional wounds that time will never heal , slow ...


that thread was a social experiment