You and Slow would be the kind of friends who argue all the time. You'd probably drunkenly make out with his girlfriend, which would really him off, but what's worse is that you'd try to justify doing it. That's just the thing - your relationship with Slow would probably only revolve around "going out", and your interactions outside of nights at the bar would be pretty anemic outside of recollecting times you had at the bar. Slow would probably you off by saying your mom is hot too. You'd always be arguing and mad, but still keep coming back for more since it makes drinking more interesting.
Potential Friendship Rating: 6/10, watch your behavior!
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I'm not a gamer by any sense of the imagination, but I'm pretty sure if someone blames their getting tossed around on "lag", they're a frickin noob.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
my favorite part about smash is when i win, which is always 100% of the itme
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I had so many plans for that
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
you have to leave it off when connor just got done f*cking the catgirl unless you're retconning the whole thing
i'm not ashamed to admit i was salty when i lost. im also not afraid to admit that i think lag has a large negative affect on my play
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
dan knows his lore
deleteddeletedover 11 years agoedited
please yes
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
translation: "Common salt is a mineral composed primarily of sodium chloride (NaCl), a chemical compound belonging to the larger class of salts; salt in its natural form as a crystalline mineral is known as rock salt or halite. Salt is present in vast quantities in seawater, where it is the main mineral constituent; the open ocean has about 35 grams (1.2 oz) of solids per litre, a salinity of 3.5%. Salt is essential for animal life, and saltiness is one of the basic human tastes. The tissues of animals contain larger quantities of salt than do plant tissues; therefore the typical diets of nomads who subsist on their flocks and herds require little or no added salt, whereas cereal-based diets require supplementation. Salt is one of the oldest and most ubiquitous of food seasonings, and salting is an important method of food preservation."
You're the kind of friend that Slow would be very vocal about having. "Yeah, like this one time me and Connor...". He'd be proud to be your friend and would outwardly accept you for who you are. You on the other hand, would be a bit more reserved about your friendship. And while the feeling would certainly be mutual (if not you valuing him more as a friend), you'd be less likely to publicize it. You're the kind of friends who'd hang out every day and even get invited to holiday dinners or "family only" events.
