EpicMafia: no Saints allowed.
(Get it? b/c Saint = St and if you add St to epic, you get [s]ep[t]ic which would make this site poisonous and terrible, but the joke is that that's what the people here are, hence, no saints.)
Epicmafia: a bug a day keeps lucid away
Epicmafia: Welcome to Pranay's guest house.
Epicmafia: Where new players are instantly lynched with no other thought
Welcome to epicmafia, it's like hotel California, but worse.
Epicmafia, where everything is made up and the points do not matter.
Totally an original slogan.