every time a little child is born, they are assigned one(1) anime girl to watch over them and serve as their protector. once said child turns twelve, however, the anime girl will begin to devour their sweet, balmy soul, slowly killing them from the inside out. i will tell you which anime girl is ushering you to your very own miserable demise
all responses are based on a laboratory tested, fda approved algorithm. do not question me or you will be sent into exile
smishly - nene sakurada
furry - midousuji akira
littlewhitey - eru chitanda
xJade - radish spirit
alise - dorm leader
Harrold - yuuko
mist - tsukasa hiiragi
darv - kintaro oe
Rutab - kurashita tsukimi
Edark - rize kamishiro
appleofmyeye - agumon
ThomasDuBois - sister angela
Sirius - ichigo momomiya
Katie - mio akiyama
HEAVYBREATHING - kanchome
EraldoCoil - celty
Aura - sakura kyoko
swan - bobobo-bo bo-bobo
