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The way this website is run

Petaover 11 years ago

Something just occurred to me. It is a very obvious notion, and it has probably occurred to me before. I hope it has. I am sure it has occurred to others as well. Well, anyway, what occurred to me is that a stranger to EM who is familiar with how Web forums are generally moderated would probably think it's embarrassing the way things are run here. I mean, the mods censor the slightest profanities. You can't post the word Ⓝⓐⓩⓘ. (Note that Ⓝⓐⓩⓘ is not among the aforementioned slightest profanities.) It's embarrassing. The administration should be embarrassed. Germatron is vehemently homophobic, and he can't spell. Arcbell freed Petri. Rondar can't eat pork.

Petaover 11 years ago
Germatron so dumb he registered independent because he thought the forums said "Moderates Only"
MeIodyover 11 years agoedited
Things the mods can do (mean version)--
Actually no if I do this it will get quite rude when I'd only mean it as fun ):

EDIT: someone do an extended version of Scuba's :)
AsbelLhantover 11 years ago
Can't plus op harder
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
my acid reflux is tingling. it's time to smite the mods.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
i think i could deal with 2 hour long games with sweeper if he didn't end every third line with "lulul"
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
guys don't make fun of germ he's okay.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Peta
I was gonna pretty much make this exact post but I thought it'd be an insult to the intelligence of my readers. But now I'm glad that you've done it, because it needed to be emphasized.
Thank you.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Things the mods CAN do:

Apostasy
Sweeper unbanning Sirius isn't like Lylo, you don't need to take 3 years to get it wrong.
Polo
Don't post off-topic, offensive insults in the round thread please =)
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Petaover 11 years ago
I eat McDonald's for breakfast and keep my jeans up with the asteroid belt. Who am I?? Germatron!!!!!!
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
If Germatron spends too much time modding epicmafia and not enough time studying for the GED he's going to make his jack in the box manager feel silly for believing in him
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Peta
A worthless talent in 2015.
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
i dont hate germatron because he gave us the fanny pack lore
Petaover 11 years ago
Germatron so fat his class ring was one of Saturn's.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
MeIody
They may not be able to do much, but Slow can beat all y'all in SSB.

Oh wait, Slow isn't a mod. RIP :( The mods are useless D:
shoutout to myself
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
https://epicmafia.com/user/437728#/
Petaover 11 years ago
Germatron so fat he fell on an iPhone and it turned into an iPad.
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Germatron spells the word ridiculous "rediculous" . This isn't relevant to the point this thread but I think he's a clown
Satanover 11 years ago
"i want to put a tiny poop in my brain to see if it makes me dumber or smarter" - germatron maybe
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
he spent 20 minutes trying to lobby for a town lynch during town autowin and riotkiller guaranteed me a trophy with his game-related suicide

that actually happened. that's what playing with sweeper is like
Petaover 11 years ago
ScubaSteve
Things the mods can do:





They can immediately (and wrongly) move threads out of personal spite for a user.

Things the mods can't do:

Keep aggressive psychopathic users banned.
I was gonna pretty much make this exact post but I thought it'd be an insult to the intelligence of my readers. But now I'm glad that you've done it, because it needed to be emphasized.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
sweeper took so long to vote that he made riotkiller grs in favor of me
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Things the mods can do:





They can immediately (and wrongly) move threads out of personal spite for a user.

Things the mods can't do:

Keep aggressive psychopathic users banned.
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Petaover 11 years ago
MeIody
Things the mods can do:

Jasper can date a super pretty girl named Katie.
spiritualized can self-delete more than anyone on the site.
hima can own a really cool cat.
Jackhammer has good taste in music.
projectmatt can write amazing stories.
Katie is really freaking pretty.
jackattack123 has pretty good taste in sports. (This one even Peta cannot deny)
Rondar is good at being trolled.
Polo can ban prevail from the round when she cheats.

:)
If Melody weren't Melody I'd be sure this was a baldfaced mod roast because these are really anemic compliments.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Sweeper took so long to vote that someone lost a trophy because time ran out
Satanover 11 years ago
Peta
Satan
hey whats up here
Maybe you should Read The Thread, biotch!!
reading is for nerds! did you hear about corsair and his diarrhea looking bloody mary?