Retti, I stole your profile aesthetic.
give me tokens and i'll do all those things on your list, twice
i see we have our first customer
they say love isnt cheap so give me tokens already
we'll start the romantic evening off with me sending you a message on skype, usually with me pretending to be neverous by typing in stutter. my shy and effeminate personality will couple with an anime avatar i handpicked myself to set the mood in that i am a fragile boy looking for some internet love. after i've won your heart with quotations of my favorite books i've never read and pretending to be intellectual, i'll link to you an epicmafia game. i'll write very affectionate lines about you without being too ambiguous about it such as 'i came to join this game because i heard a cutie was here.' once i've wowed you with my undenying charm and charisma i will vow to not kill you n1 and use our e-relationship to meta abuse the whole game. the night will wind down with us voice chatting over skype and watching anime
Just wanna drop by and say that this was a tempting offer.
