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valentine's edating service

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post here to edate me

a special offer that only lasts for today, for the mere price of 20 tokens

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this is a serious thread

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i have something up for sale if you're interested

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http://www.revenge.co.uk/category/pictures/

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This is a brightonian thread

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agreed, someone needs to be straight with me instead

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getting 2 gay in here

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im a guy

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http://www.visitbrighton.com/

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Retti says

you're a man, go away

wont make it any less good

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Retti says

you're a man, go away

prove it

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you're a man, go away

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hello retti. my avatar displays my skills well

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Cis het scum

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try lolwot

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(Loop) Platypus on the Prowl

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Is it to the local doghouse?

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i will date anyone that is a girl and has an anime avatar. we've been over this about ten times now

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Lashka says

You say that like it's a bad thing, you crass individual.

she's a nice gal but im trying to get somewhere here, riot

over 11 years

would you edate a platypus

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Retti says

we'll start the romantic evening off with me sending you a message on skype, usually with me pretending to be neverous by typing in stutter. my shy and effeminate personality will couple with an anime avatar i handpicked myself to set the mood in that i am a fragile boy looking for some internet love. after i've won your heart with quotations of my favorite books i've never read and pretending to be intellectual, i'll link to you an epicmafia game. i'll write very affectionate lines about you without being too ambiguous about it such as 'i came to join this game because i heard a cutie was here.' once i've wowed you with my undenying charm and charisma i will vow to not kill you n1 and use our e-relationship to meta abuse the whole game. the night will wind down with us voice chatting over skype and watching anime

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA A+++

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id be gay for sidekick so u could change your gender

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You say that like it's a bad thing, you crass individual.

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im going to jail but its worth it

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sidekick would just flirt with me if i did that