EM girl advice

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Give me advice on girls, O Holy Epicmafia Counsel.

  1. This girl has made it very clear that she's into me

  2. This girl is a perfect ten, and I'm head over heels for her personality too.

  3. Because this girl is so pretty, so unexpectedly interested in me, and I like her as a person so much, I'm a bumbling nervous mess when she tries to talk to me one on one. Give me a sick studly way to ask her out without screwing it up

TheOnlyJazznation1over 11 years ago
Do you go by the must be at least 5'8 to ride rule?
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Google "Dragonkiller", I'm the first hit that comes up
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I think what I need is the kind of really baller pick-up line that only epicmafia can provide
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
haha my dong's only 11" :PP
TheOnlyJazznation1over 11 years ago
WOAH your 6'7 holy im 6'8
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Apostasy
Slow
stop asking advice on mafia sites is my advice
Why? The responses are hilarious
O____O
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
AnimeAnarchy
I can already tell by this thread that it's not going to happen. Sorry dude.
I'm 6'7 dude I've got a shot, I'll fight a dragon I'm not scared
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TheOnlyJazznation1over 11 years ago
But besides your perfect Dime accusation,

You should probably show her that you are a pretty cool dude who is living a baller life and that she is privliged to be apart of it.

Girls love guys that have an awesome life without them in it.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I can already tell by this thread that it's not going to happen. Sorry dude.
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Slow
stop asking advice on mafia sites is my advice
Why? The responses are hilarious
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Surskit
send her the PIC
She's classy
TheOnlyJazznation1over 11 years ago
A perfect 10.... So this girl is a super model...

you realize for every male there can only be 3 perfect 10's in existence if you do not realize this then your scale is off
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
stop asking advice on mafia sites is my advice
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
send her the PIC
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
This is the kind of girl you usually have to kill a dragon to bang
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
Hire a horse, and gallop up to her house with a single red rose in your mouth on Valentine's Day, tip your Trilby to her through her window and ask her out.
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
1: Stop thinking of her as a number
2: Bang 10 other girls
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deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
No, I mean ten. She's gorgeous. I don't have trouble with sixes.
shimmiover 11 years ago
so by ten you mean six by normal standards right?
deleteddeletedover 11 years ago
I think I should probably show her my trophy, and tell her that I'm the best hammer in lylo
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