Epicmafia

EM girl advice

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Give me advice on girls, O Holy Epicmafia Counsel.

This girl has made it very clear that she's into me
This girl is a perfect ten, and I'm head over heels for her personality too.
Because this girl is so pretty, so unexpectedly interested in me, and I like her as a person so much, I'm a bumbling nervous mess when she tries to talk to me one on one. Give me a sick studly way to ask her out without screwing it up

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Every person who posts in this thread that's in a relationship gained it thru the internet, but they're OK at giving advice for IRL dating as well.

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

I should say the word boypussy and see if she thinks it's funny. It's a big hit on epicmafia.com

Simsover 11 years ago

kick her

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

It's good to ask for girl advice on EM.

Smileover 11 years ago

Just be blunt and say you like her or else she'll think you're not interested and you'll lose her. Good luck.

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

if she doesn't like it, try sending the same picture with different filenames all in different angles/lighting.

deleteddeletedover 11 years agoedited

send her an picture of your weewee entilted BigPapaHan.jpg over skype

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Lashka

Tell her you'll be the stalker if she'll be the hooker.

I'll tell her that I'll be the stalker and she can be whatever role she wants

Antidoteover 11 years ago

AnimeAnarchy

Antidote
just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.

I'm telling xJade

oh she knows

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

girls dig a man with a pixelated icon on their profile

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

show her your epicmafia trophy

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Antidote

just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.

I'm telling xJade

Antidoteover 11 years ago

jagger

Antidote
just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.
Yeah like jazzing all over her face

ayy lmao

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Antidote

just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.

Yeah like jazzing all over her face

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

TheOnlyJazznation1

jagger
What's she into
Sex duh lol

When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.

Antidoteover 11 years ago

just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.

Simsover 11 years ago

i only date girls 6'7 and taller.

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Tell her you've watched her all night but only you visited her.

TheOnlyJazznation1over 11 years ago

jagger

What's she into

Sex duh lol

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

Tell her you'll be the stalker if she'll be the hooker.

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

What's she into

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

You'll be in the clear once you tell her that your old account is the Mighty Sonseray.

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

TheOnlyJazznation1

Do you go by the must be at least 5'8 to ride rule?

No, that seems like a pretty limiting rule. Lot of gorgeous short girls out there

TheOnlyJazznation1over 11 years ago

Its a great rule. You try being 6'8 and being with a girl under 5'8.

Don't work

deleteddeletedover 11 years ago

what a dumb rule