about 11 years

My friend Abe? You might know him as epicmafia user systemoverload or loreli. yes I know thats a girls name, but dont let that fool you. Hes all man. He is currently a bachelor and since now even calvin has a girlfriend, I think Abe needs one to. He is a great dude who enjoys anime, being write, and standing up for his lady in verbal confrontation against bullies twice his size. Ill start the bidding at 10epicmafia tokens

Abe is.......
7
pro as fuuuu
3
sxyyyyy
3
my love
2
cute.
2
kawaii
2
mine (unless you're alise)
about 11 years

ling says

Kerry why are you withholding the naughties from connor


hes not getting any naughties till he agrees to change our future babies nappies
about 11 years
can i hire u as my lawyer too
about 11 years
Kerry why are you withholding the naughties from connor
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Nonon says

where's the "bad at mafia" option


it will appear when you get laid =)
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where's the "bad at mafia" option
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TweIve says

"Enjoys being write"


aw fu** well in my defense I think my phone auto corrected a misspelling of the word right to write
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jackattack123 says

Haaaaaave you met ted? Abe needs a good nickname like Teddy west side


abeykinz
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pereking says

there's no abe is a babe option...


I would vote this one
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there's no abe is a babe option...
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alise loves abe
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"Enjoys being write"
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Wait what the f

Elysium PLZ
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If i was abe, i could protect my friend from the bullies tonight
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i like abe ironically
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i want to meet abe.
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wtf
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abe loves alise
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Lang says

Sometimes my jokes arnt even funny and u guys steal them


"sometimes"
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what the hell dude
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Haaaaaave you met ted? Abe needs a good nickname like Teddy west side
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whats the buyout price
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calvin has a girlfriend?
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Sometimes my jokes arnt even funny and u guys steal them
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loreli seems familiar