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i'm a better player than all of you

juneauabout 12 years ago

everyone who downvotes this post is a *** tier player in denial and everyone who upvotes this post is someone who stands in euphoria knowing that they can never be as good as i am at this browser based game.

1) i'm a better blue than you

i win 90% of my games as villager because i can easily towntell and i almost always go 2/3 if not 3/3 in my scumreads

2) i am a better PR than you

when i roll PR the game might as well as end in town's favour because you can bet your *** that i will hammer the scum every single day.

3) i am a better mafia than you

i have been told multiple times by the top players of EM taht they find it "impossible to read you (me) as mafia" it is because i make my maf play indistinguishable from taht of the most stellar town player. i have solo carried teams of 3 mafia and i am a master of bussing.

top tier players copy their playstyle from me but they can never master the true art of scumhunting which i possess. i would apply to become an EM mentor but ppl would have to pay real money for my time because i ahve a life outside this silly website

Miloo7almost 12 years ago
Lol, something tells me paranay just got married
SuperMafiaManabout 12 years ago
Run comp. Your entire reality will be flipped upside down and turned inside out when you are playing in rooms entirely inhabited by players with 1.5k+ points, which puts them above being a complete noob.

Also, go look at your stats before you make false assertions. Here: https://epicmafia.com/user/98593/statistics

Also, I already did come comparisons, some people that have posted in this thread alone are better than you at some things that you have posted. Some, not so much. Everyone plays and behaves differently. So naturally everyone might excel at one thing and might fall a little flat at others.

I wouldn't say anything about myself. I am just now starting to stabilize from all the losses from when I learned how to play and who knows how far I'll be going from there.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
https://epicmafia.com/game/3314250/review
deleteddeletedabout 12 years agoedited
didn't you roll doc in one of my games and spammed "i am doc, if bear is town i will self delete" and then i carried you to a town win
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animegayboy69about 12 years ago
Jupiter
It seems to me like you only slightly above half of your games as villager, instead of 90%. I hope this helps
small sample size, imo.
Goodbaeabout 12 years ago
You're a good player juneau
Warrensabout 12 years ago
You have a 0% winrate as third-party roles. That is the third dimension of epicmafia that you lack. Right now you are a one, maybe two-dimensional player. Once your third-party rate gets higher, then maybe you might be a better player than all of us. For right now, I have to give the award of the best epicmafia player to maymay.
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Satanabout 12 years ago
no juneau ive been to most of the caribbean, but i don't usually have internet access so this is new to me
juneauabout 12 years ago
Goodbar
you are hard to read but that's only because of the *** you possess so lets not get carried away
what was censored im curious

can you PM it to me
juneauabout 12 years ago
Satan
i hve a life too juneau like right now i'm in the dominican republic and getting ready to go outside i hope it doesnt rain bc it has rained during this time every day this week
is this the first time u ever traveled in your life because i see you bragging about it all over the place
Satanabout 12 years ago
i hve a life too juneau like right now i'm in the dominican republic and getting ready to go outside i hope it doesnt rain bc it has rained during this time every day this week
Goodbarabout 12 years ago
you are hard to read but that's only because of the *** you possess so lets not get carried away
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Jupiterabout 12 years ago
It seems to me like you only slightly above half of your games as villager, instead of 90%. I hope this helps
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