everyone who downvotes this post is a *** tier player in denial and everyone who upvotes this post is someone who stands in euphoria knowing that they can never be as good as i am at this browser based game.

1) i'm a better blue than you

i win 90% of my games as villager because i can easily towntell and i almost always go 2/3 if not 3/3 in my scumreads

2) i am a better PR than you

when i roll PR the game might as well as end in town's favour because you can bet your *** that i will hammer the scum every single day.

3) i am a better mafia than you

i have been told multiple times by the top players of EM taht they find it "impossible to read you (me) as mafia" it is because i make my maf play indistinguishable from taht of the most stellar town player. i have solo carried teams of 3 mafia and i am a master of bussing.

top tier players copy their playstyle from me but they can never master the true art of scumhunting which i possess. i would apply to become an EM mentor but ppl would have to pay real money for my time because i ahve a life outside this silly website