Jesus isn't real

Petaover 7 years ago

And neither is Santa

hiensouover 7 years ago
jesus is real and he's a postcard on my fridge looking annoyed at being awoken from his 3 day nap
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Petaover 7 years ago
Shut up
Vapidover 7 years ago
i think his existence is pretty accepted by scholars but sure you can say he was just a normal person. Santa was real as well. obviously the way hes portrayed is completely different and whether or not he delivers presents is up for debate
Flygonover 7 years ago
merry shitscram peter
VanityPrimeover 7 years ago
Obama Bin Laden invented the myth of Jesus as a ploy to get us out of the 2007 recession by creating a fictitious holiday called Christmas. In this holiday we embrace a socialist, post-modernist conception of Karl Marx who after being diagnosed with an catarrhal inflammation due to coal inhalation, was hired by the De Beers Diamond corporation to set up a workshop of south Ugandan pygmies known as "elves" to manufacture consumer goods for the capitalist war machine in the north pole. After Karl Marx was revitalized with nano technology, he invented crack cocaine and aids to demolish minority communities, as well as working with the CIA to overthrow democratically elected governments in Iran and South America to fuel the economy.

These are all facts, wake up sheeple.
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clickflick22over 7 years ago
the tooth fairy is a russian plant
Carmenover 7 years ago
literally came in here to ask "but Santa is right??"

you're a monster
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Petaover 7 years ago
I'm just saying Jesus and Santa aren't real, maybe you are the one who has to stop being a child
Petaover 7 years ago
Nah
UniversalStudiosover 7 years ago
Peta
If you're giving money to Amazon, Walmart, or any other unscrupulous Western corporation for gifts for your kids then you're not worth my time!!!!
You gotta stop being a child eventually.
Petaover 7 years ago
Sorry if these truths are too messed up for the younger EM generation
Petaover 7 years ago
Jeff Bezos did 9/11
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Petaover 7 years agoedited
If you're giving money to Amazon, Walmart, or any other unscrupulous Western corporation for gifts for your kids then you're not worth my time!!!!
Petaover 7 years ago
Heck
"and neither is Santa"

okay, now i know you're trolling
Bruh
starrydashover 7 years ago
Peta is just an illusion
Heckover 7 years ago
"and neither is Santa"

okay, now i know you're trolling
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