Do you wipe sitting or standing?

shayneismynamealmost 8 years ago

Seriously replies only, please.

Poll
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
Sitting69%27
Standing30%12
blacksnakemoanalmost 8 years ago
DreamsX
STANDING YOU IDIOTS ITS CONVOLUTED TO REACH UNDER YOUR CROTCH WHILE ON THE SEAT ITS BAD AND BAD
hahahahahahahhahaha wtf dude reach behind
davidlmaoalmost 8 years ago
sitting obviously.
Rydiaalmost 8 years ago
dzkealmost 8 years agoedited
my grandma told me to wipe booty first and then i got a bladder infection

dont do booty first kids
shayneismynamealmost 8 years ago
yeah its open bc poo comes out of your bum
blueheidialmost 8 years ago
why tf would u get up and inch forward and squat while wiping the toilet is open for a reason
Heckalmost 8 years ago
does anyone else have water splash back and the water goes inside you and you are worried you might get like an awful disease and you get mad because if that happens then it wasn't even your fault

asking for a friend
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infiniteseahorsealmost 8 years ago
the better question is, do you use baby wipes like youre supposed to after the initial wipe
Vapidalmost 8 years ago
DreamsX
STANDING YOU IDIOTS ITS CONVOLUTED TO REACH UNDER YOUR CROTCH WHILE ON THE SEAT ITS BAD AND BAD
why do you wipe towards your balls?
Negraalmost 8 years ago
DreamsX
STANDING YOU IDIOTS ITS CONVOLUTED TO REACH UNDER YOUR CROTCH WHILE ON THE SEAT ITS BAD AND BAD
nothing like having your hand an inch away from doodoo water
iMafiaalmost 8 years agoedited
shayneismyname
If your isnt on the seat its standing
If I wipe while standing on the seat?
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DreamsXalmost 8 years ago
STANDING YOU IDIOTS ITS CONVOLUTED TO REACH UNDER YOUR CROTCH WHILE ON THE SEAT ITS BAD AND BAD
LesbianPiratealmost 8 years ago
squatting isnt standing make a new thread about this. i am appalled.
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shayneismynamealmost 8 years ago
If your isnt on the seat its standing
3
LesbianPiratealmost 8 years ago
Negra
LesbianPirate
why would you stand and wipe that closes your cheeks
because us standers aren't so fat that we are unable to squat
squatting isnt standing its like a hybrid of sitting and standing. this is unfair
Negraalmost 8 years agoedited
SteelixMega
The better question should be: do you wipe going forwards or backwards?
just roll it up into a ball then walk laps around the bathroom
Negraalmost 8 years ago
LesbianPirate
why would you stand and wipe that closes your cheeks
because us standers aren't so fat that we are unable to squat
SteelixMegaalmost 8 years agoedited
The better question should be: do you wipe going forwards or backwards?
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LesbianPiratealmost 8 years ago
why would you stand and wipe that closes your cheeks
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