Welcome to MisterPresident's Tournament of Things!

I created a Tournament of Things for my buddies at my University and they looked forward to it every week. Hopefully you find it as silly as they did.

The rules of this game are simple:

1. Each week, I will post a new Tournament of Things thread and these rules. (Hopefully I do not forget this time).

2. Three (random) things will be pitted against each other in the poll, and you must vote for which Thing you think has more value to existence.

3. In order for your vote to count, you must give a reason for why you selected that particular thing no matter how unrelated or silly these subjects may be (which means you have to post in the thread).

4. On the Monday following every Tuesday at 11:59 PM the poll will conclude, I will count the votes in the thread posts, and a winner will be declared.

5. I will keep a log of winners. Once there have been 6 winners, there will be two weeks of championship polls, where a Grand Winner of Things will be declared.

Week 2 Things listed in the poll, but remember, in order for your vote to count you must post in the thread.

Week 1 Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/89662 - Winner: Subway® Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki Footlong Sub