How to Identify a Troll

Karmaticaabout 8 years ago

hi friends.

In light of recent trolls such as mtlve returning to this website, and as new trolls are emerging from within the depths of Edark's pussyhole, I've takend it upon myself to construct a well-written criteria as to how you can identify a troll and help remove it from our website.

The profile of a typical Troll is:

  • Often Male Gender (How surprising)
  • Usually between the age of 16-30
  • may be of the homosexual race
  • may be of the asian race
  • most likely an asian homosexual

Some trolls such as jeneau, like to fake their gender to prevent others from discovering them as trolls.


NOTE: The "Troll Spectrum" I will be referring to in this paragraph can be found in the COMMENTS SECTION.

Now, each troll can be assessed into a wide spectrum, as displayed below.

This is what we generally call the "Troll Chart", where every troll ever created on to the internet can be labelled into a certain category.

Trolls such as Mtlve and Jeneau usually fall under the "Mental Sickeness" (or Phsycopathy trait), whereas trolls such as Hitler and Bill Clinton are placed in the "Mental Instability" (Narcissism) Trait - this trait usually breeds the best trolls & the trolls whom make the history book.

"If you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat."

peachabout 8 years ago
ive missed u karmatica
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deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
this diked has a rare talent of writing bible long threads that are less funny than a jimmy saville documentary.
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Zhuorbabout 8 years ago
now, which one of these do you fall under?
Zhuorbabout 8 years ago
Excellent guide.
Karmaticaabout 8 years ago
dr3amer
yes i am just mentally sick to the point that there is not even place for me in this world...
Hey, don't say stuff like that. There's always a place for you.

They call it Hell. Toodles!
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
yes i am just mentally sick to the point that there is not even place for me in this world...
Jeffabout 8 years agoedited
Karmatica
Here is the Troll Spectrum I was referring to in paragraph 2.

i wonder how many times you're gonna keep editing this and fücking it up lol
Karmaticaabout 8 years agoedited
Here is the Troll Spectrum I was referring to in paragraph 2.

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