When she says she also enjoys breathing and eating and you're like "b*tch stop lying"

it sounds like you're dealing with a poser

f*ck i wish i didn't have shame

men do it too

i think it's mostly just ab trying to connect to someone and finding an avenue to do it

you imply men dont do the same lol

Because they have different hobbies and are trying to make the effort to connect.

Puss puss just naturally comes with its own gravitational field I don't think they're pretending

so that men can pretend to like the things women like