List of Alpha Males

Zhuorbover 8 years ago

as the title says, this will be a list of alpha males on the epicmafia forums. post your nominations ITT

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xelaover 8 years ago
i'm what your parents wish you'd be kid, you're lucky i'm not up for adoption.
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Zhuorbover 8 years ago
take a pîss on it pal
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xelaover 8 years ago
i don't need a soft spot, i need a hard spot.

i'm making my territory

i mean i'm marking it
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xelaover 8 years ago
the only thing bigger than my benchpress (which is a lot of things) is my iq
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poserover 8 years ago
xela
poser looks like she does ass2mouth but the big problem you'd have is finding out which is her face


i'm alpha
your pizza shirt has always had a soft spot in my heart and the one time you had the slightly hentai vid which i think i removed and ur funny so insult me if you want
poserover 8 years ago
8/3/2016
Dyl 4m 40s +1
have any of you even told roadman or vilden that what they did was wrong?
idk did you ever ask sammie if it was ok to turn her life into a show for the entertainment of the forums?


wow i could never assume he would also do something like that
xelaover 8 years ago
poser looks like she does ass2mouth but the big problem you'd have is finding out which is her face


i'm alpha
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Zhuorbover 8 years ago
and this time, I'm not gonna get caught
poserover 8 years ago
dyl could have been mikami just based on the fact that mikami said "all the times in the past i've failed" and stopped right there
Zhuorbover 8 years ago
I'm gonna be king of epicmafia
poserover 8 years agoedited
i feel like dyl just mikami'd himself

and this time, i'm not gonna get caremad. i've returned to epicmafia after about..mm.. i don't know, a WEEK? but this time, i will 1v1 with everyone on epicmafia. i have no crew with me, but guess what? none of you biased mods will be able to do anything..cuz i've got like 50 redpill tabs open, and like..come on, troll me bro

https://youtu.be/RByAcenQeXA vid for reference
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KickinBananazover 8 years ago
who is dyl
poserover 8 years ago
dyl is not even tall enough to go on roller coasters i feel like he doesnt know the difference between alpha and anal plugs
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Shoopieover 8 years ago
There are no alpha males on the internet.
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poserover 8 years ago
https://epicmafia.com/topic/89133
Dagover 8 years ago
beta male here
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Zhuorbover 8 years ago
I think Dyl is an alpha male, as documented here
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Zhuorbover 8 years ago
please also post supporting evidence backing the nominees
poserover 8 years ago
basically everyone I mentioned in my martin shkreli poll is an alpha male + devante + edark
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pantheroover 8 years ago
There should never be any dispute about the list of alpha males on this site.

Devante
Soda
Lazyyami
Sinead
JM
Dyl
Biggusdikkus