It's April Fool's Day, but this forum game is a serious business. You could win 20 tokens! (Yes, I'm actually going to waste 5 bucks on these shenanigans).

Or if you really want to, I can give you a sticker instead and we can all pretend this was the latest trophy game.

There are four rules

• The alive player with the most forum posts in this thread at the end of April Fool's Day wins
• If you are the player with the most posts or tied for the most posts before 11:00 PM EST, you must post at least once during the final hour of April Fool's Day to be eligible to win (11:00 EST- 11:59PM EST)
• You can try assassinate someone (remove them from the game) by posting immediately after them within the same minute
• However, if within the next minute someone (who is not the person being assassinated) immediately posts after you, your assassination fails and you are out instead

You can't counter assassinate someone assassinating you, even if you post in the same minute. It has to be a third player who saves you.

RULE CLARIFICATIONS

• Assassinated players are not permitted to post and cannot win. (If they do post, ignore them).

• If someone is trying to assassinate you, you can't be the next one to post.

• Downvote the posts that are a player's last words

If you're reading this thread and you're not out or an alt, than you're a player. Get posting!

Note: Since I cannot be on this thread 24/7 and so sometimes cannot keep track of the minute to the second, I'd appreciate it if we have some mob rule enforcement by downvoting players who've been successfully assassinated.

Tiebreaker: If there's a tie for the winner, the last person to post wins the game.