Congrats! This event is nothing. Still more exciting than Jamal.
cmon fatties are you not excited
Dooze are you making EpicMafia great again? REJOICE
Sana is a fool who does not see her inner fatness!
You shall pay for your crimes. So sayeth The Fallen Angel of the Epic of The Greatest Day. TAFKAP.
I, HIS chosen instrument of PUNISHMENT shall be busy in 2018.
The Greatest Day cometh...
Soon.
1.1,18
You've been warned.
WALK WITH JAMAL!!
Only those who choose to WALK WITH JAMAL can be granted eternal life. WALK WITH JAMAL or DIE!!
Black Christmas is the Cyber Blackout in which everyone shall be offline for mass spiritual cleansing in preparation for The Greatest Day, one week prior.
You, the wh0res, False Prophets and Heretics who worship False Idols and mocketh the lord, your Ja'al (the traditional pronunciation of the more modernized 'Jamal' as seen in the ancient divine text) shall perish for all eternity!
IN THE NAME OF JA'AL!!!!
Fatter than Jamal, Balder than Riskit
