Epicmafia

humor me

cuteover 8 years ago

and you're watching disney channel but not really this is just my thread that i'm making because it's finals week and i'm stressed and i don't know who i am anymore or what's going on and

idk

this is just spam but if u want u can ask me to play something on the piano for u and if i like the song enough i'll play it

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R0ronoaZoro

my actual soulmatesnail manone thousand year old loli

debaser

spice girlobjectively the bestmy adopted son

HighSpace

peregrin took is NOT a noobmon amikind of a bully

jack

secretly penn badgley irlshould have been the star of pitch perfect 3gonna sing the words wrong

Voice

i hate uproud owner of a hairy chodethank u for helping me overcome my phobia of penises

Savirino98

jessicabottom of the totem pole trash rat

jackover 8 years ago

omg congrats!!! yay i'm so happy for u

R0ronoaZoroover 8 years ago

that's great to hear!

cuteover 8 years ago

ok this is wild cuz i did not post this other life update when it happened cuz i forget epicmafia existed for a hot second but i got a new boyfriend and he lives like an hr and a half away and this last weekend we hung out and i have never been So Happy in my life

R0ronoaZoroover 8 years ago

what made it the best weekend of your life?

jackover 8 years ago

omg yay how was your weekend

cuteover 8 years ago

i just had the best weekend of my life please ask me about it thank u

cuteover 8 years ago

hello everyone my eye is mega swollen but it’s not red or itchy it just hurts rly bad and waters a lot. basically i have a black eye without being punched this is some bullsht

cuteover 8 years ago

sillypop

spend less time on ur knees

i can't help it i've just got a lot of things to pray about

cuteover 8 years ago

nattless

what did you do to make them hurt? maybe put an ice pack or a heat pack on them

i always sit criss cross apple sauce and it always makes my knees hurt

deleteddeletedover 8 years ago

spend less time on ur knees

nattlessover 8 years ago

what did you do to make them hurt? maybe put an ice pack or a heat pack on them

cuteover 8 years ago

what do i do when my knees hurt like super bad like legit super duper bad

cuteover 8 years ago

thank u. it's only cuz prescribed medicine did absolutely nothing for my cramps so i popped some edibles and yeet.

You say things so cleanly and ferociously that it does my heart good —
written by Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Ann Davidow-Goodman c. September 1951

why is sylvi a plath so good

jackover 8 years ago

good choice

also damn that's a great passage

cuteover 8 years ago

I like the feel of you. I like the noises you make. I love your faults. I love your voice. I love your truth. The world bores me to death (or rather my world does) – it bores me and irritates me when I’m away from you.
written by H.G. Wells, from a letter to Rebecca West written c. April 1913

ah yes. perfect

cuteover 8 years ago

weed

jackover 8 years ago

what kind of drugs we talkin

cuteover 8 years ago

i too hate when my uterus is angery. like, i wish i could sleep but alas. it's ok though. good excuse for me to do drugs.

just finished my homework, waddup

jackover 8 years ago

cute

it's kinda hard being a girl u know. my uterus is angery

hate when this happens

Gingaover 8 years ago

thats a big yikes

i hope u feel better soon pal

cuteover 8 years ago

it's kinda hard being a girl u know. my uterus is angery

Gingaover 8 years ago

hello friend why are you in pain

cuteover 8 years ago

any1 want to chat i'm in pain

cuteover 8 years ago

wtf i dind't ask u but i'm glad to see u are doing well anywa

MonteCarrloover 8 years ago

yes im doing good