hatred of pineapple pizza eaters is like a fraternity that you're automatically inducted into the first time you're at a party and someone offers to order pizza and you say to yourself "surely, this person is reasonable and will get pizza that everyone will enjoy" and then what shows up is 1 cheese, 1 supreme, and 3 hawaiian
Serial Killers: yeah its (MURDERING PEOPLE) pretty good i get its not for everyone though its kind of a weird sensation but i like it
Non-Serial Killers: i will FUJCKING KILL ANYONE WHO MURDERS IN MY LINE OF SIGHT, if you bring a dead body to me i will shove it down my diiick and launch it like a cannon at you, killing you immediately. ill take the dead body and f
"i like eating. i also like pooping. maybe i should eat my poop" - the mind of a pineapple pizza eater
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people who like pineapple on pizza: yeah its pretty good i get its not for everyone though its kind of a weird sensation but i like it
people who dont like pineapple on pizza: i will FUJCKING KILL ANYONE WHO BRINGS A PINEAPPLE INTO MY LINE OF SIGHT, if you bring a pineapple to me i will shove it down my diiick and launch it like a cannon at you, killing you immediately. ill take the pineapple and f
if someone put a button in front of me that, when pressed, stripped all human rights from pineapple pizza eaters, i would press it nonstop until it broke
pineapple on pizza makes sense if you think about how the sweetness of the pineapple counters the saltiness of the cheese, meats and sauce but you flat lined taste bud having hoes wouldn’t understand that
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