"katy perry circa hot n cold, not before not after"
"@ me with the websters dictionary def"
katy perry or carly rae jepsen
tell her that i will not stand for her disparaging my man jack like that. THOT BEGONE
"WHAT A CLEVER IDEA! i wish my cat fit in my pocket"
"what are you trying to let me know?"
"no"
"the only handsome funny athletic man im into is jonah hill circa 2003 and then again in 2015 when he kinda hit a bump in the road"
how do you feel about pocket pus'sies?
also another q: what that booty do
i have another q for her: where the white women at
can you tell her that though so she's informed for when i go on survivor so she recognizes me
ok but did you tell her that i'm handsome and funny and athletic first
she laughed out loud and then said, "the world is your oyster, reach for the stars and land at survivor"
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