I saw your post. Holy . I looked out of the window, just in time, police cars were stopping in front of my house. They gathered to raid my home. I calculated what I could do. Jumping out of the window wasn't an option. I was too slow, the FBI's party boys had already entered my house and were opening my room's door. I had no chance to escape. Three or four heavily armed guys stepped into the room and aimed their machine guns at me. "Hands up ! We finally found you!" I have been wanted since I personally crashed both planes into the world trade center sixteen years ago and survived. Just as I was slowly raising my hands, one party boy started to scream hysterically. Once my eyes focused onto him, I saw his face in pain. As he dropped on the floor, all that was left were his bones and testicles. He must have seen your post on my monitor. The other guys now dehydrated and collapsed into piles of bones and testicles too.

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