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Jeff vs ABC

deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago

Who is better player

Poll

Who is better?

ABC60%64

Jeff39%41

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

I could bring up a bunch of statistics backing my claim that I'm the best ever, but instead, I just want Jeff and Zovea and Soda to know how high I am when I hammer them.

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

Recidivism

Epicmafia trophies don't matter.

>talks about being better than everyone all day every day cuz of having four trophies on probably cheating rounds

>says they dont matter

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Orienteering

i think sonesray is one of them, but i hear so much about that being a permabanned cheating account. continue on with also being blister and other people

This is so incorrect in so many ways I'm just going to assume you're trying to make a joke but you aren't funny

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

you cant even pull the card of me not getting no trophies because i never ran.

even when i made a lazy trolling run in round (i think it was 543 or something), i still got like 1469 points

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Epicmafia trophies don't matter, but I hope you imagine me with a beautiful sl.ut, with two epicmafia trophies in my fists, and two epicmafia trophies in hers.

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

i think sonesray is one of them, but i hear so much about that being a permabanned cheating account. continue on with also being blister and other people

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

I don't feel a need to explain it to you, it's a well known fact.

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

which accounts?

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Orienteering

Recidivism
Point is I'm better than you without trying
unlike Darron who has proof of being a good player across multiple accounts, there is always recidivism acting like they are the hot śĥıţ just because they only got one trophy the only time they ran, and then he chooses to never play again, just there posting about how good they are.

You realize I've won 4 trophies, right?

Orienteeringalmost 9 years ago

Recidivism

Point is I'm better than you without trying

unlike Darron who has proof of being a good player across multiple accounts, there is always recidivism acting like they are the hot śĥıţ just because they only got one trophy the only time they ran, and then he chooses to never play again, just there posting about how good they are.

Zoveaalmost 9 years ago

BigBadBoy

i maintained 60% loss on alts like left4dead, left4dead2, vipersmoggy and iminthetoilet. ive mastered the art of subtle throwing

If you're the best player, even one of those alts out.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Also my n****, the fact that you have not been with enough girls to have a difficult time breaking up with one does not, in fact, mean you never will.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

I am the cleverest, most charming, most driven broken person alive

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Broken? Sure. Better than you at mafia? Definitely.

Becomeclearalmost 9 years ago

wait isnt this a Jeff vs Abc thread anyway

Becomeclearalmost 9 years ago

yes but we're not as broken as you are so I take the win on this one buddy

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

Recently just marijuana which is perfectly legal for me, but I definitely won some games on my Apostasy trophy f.ucked up on molly.

Point is I'm better than you without trying

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

what drugs

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

No one can win at a children's party game while on drugs like me!

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

I contend that I am the best because I compete with and regularly defeat all of the "best" players while stoned out of my mind and barely trying

Jeffalmost 9 years ago

maybe I wouldn't lynch u if u didn't hard push beg the clear to lynch me on LYLO bb it's ok u will learn (:

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

sample size 3 !!!

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

i am the best

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

at the end of the day whatever u think the reason for u getting hammered doesnt matter.

u lynched me twice and both times i was town.

when i lynch u, u're maf.

deleteddeletedalmost 9 years ago

i guess u couldnt rly risk the possibility of killing LM or dreamer getting more dreams but if u were so sure i'd hammer u for the kill then a kill outside the real dreamer would be ur only hope. some high risk high reward sht