Epicmafia

ask Sims anything

Simsabout 9 years ago

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

Harroldabout 9 years ago

Look at the chicken chaser.

Zhuorbabout 9 years ago

Sims

stop being fat is actually great advice it just hurts in the short term

chubby chasers are a gift from the gods

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

It's just far too large and disproportionate

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

It looks like that guy's pre-photo had the face Photoshopped on

Simsabout 9 years ago

apparently we're the same height and that is relatively off-putting

Zhuorbabout 9 years agoedited

quiet, before I take a giant shít on your doorstep

Sachyabout 9 years ago

Bebopabout 9 years ago

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/28/chef-lost-21-stone-after-friend-text-him-fat-f-every-day-for-six-weeks-5040205/

Harroldabout 9 years ago

A Sophie Ellis Bextor classic.

Simsabout 9 years ago

stop being fat is actually great advice it just hurts in the short term

Harroldabout 9 years ago

So is your degenerate culture.

Zhuorbabout 9 years ago

but they aren't wrong

Simsabout 9 years ago

i don't know who that is

Zhuorbabout 9 years ago

all of those are absolutely horrible

Harroldabout 9 years ago

Sims, what are your thoughts on Sophie Ellis Bextor?

Harroldabout 9 years ago

Actually it would seem my reading is at fault, sorry Indian, I thought you squeezed an 'and' in there.

Sachyabout 9 years ago

Zhuorb

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received

was it just be happy to cure depression

Harroldabout 9 years ago

Like if you were asked to perform as a character in a play, I imagine being yourself would be terrible advice.

Simsabout 9 years ago

Zhuorb

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received

stop being fat

Harroldabout 9 years ago

Zhuorb

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received

'Be yourself' depending on the situation.

Seeing as your question is flawed, unless it was intended that way.

Sachyabout 9 years ago

Sims is a good gender

Harroldabout 9 years ago

LetzSach

Zhuorbabout 9 years ago

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received

Simsabout 9 years ago

the only reason people still don't think that is because I reassigned my gender to Sims instead of shacky, Sachy/shacky was too similar for the idiots that play this game

illuminatiabout 9 years ago

Personally though I'm a fan of the big buns.