zovea records himself jacking off and then watches it the next night as his po'rn it's like whackoffception
Recidivism Zovea gives me a lot of sh*t for not moving past things a lot realer than an epicmafia trophy in 2009 lol If you can suck yourself off for your accomplishment, I can too.
lacey zovea do you put your wr on your resume? should i do that? will "won two trophies on epicmafia.com in like 2011" get me hired somewhere? lmk His win rate says: "Hire a coin"
zovea do you put your wr on your resume? should i do that? will "won two trophies on epicmafia.com in like 2011" get me hired somewhere? lmk
Zovea gives me a lot of sh*t for not moving past things a lot realer than an epicmafia trophy in 2009 lol
damn, you had a 55% win rate mort bomb and jailer HoF? i was wrong, mad respect bro
UniversalStudios Sims i also won 2 golds in 3 rounds and got to the hall of fame in like 2 months so for like a solid 2 months i reigned like a tyrant 4 years ago i feel like this is what it'd be like to jack off while watching a p'orno of yourself
wait it's 2017 holy god dang
"but i'm over it"
sorry that the one other time you were in contention for a trophy was 7 years ago, I've gotten fourth place 5 times though so I can almost sympathize
Sims i also won 2 golds in 3 rounds and got to the hall of fame in like 2 months so for like a solid 2 months i reigned like a tyrant 4 years ago Shame Lucid deleted the original Zovea account. 55% win rate mort bomb and jailer HoF and all the countless trophies you can win being friends with the other 3 people that contend for trophies.
Good times.
UniversalStudios Sims yeah but you see I won 5 trophies which shows consistency and you had one and almost made Gira go off the deep end for it i could talk about how i almost won two epicmafia trophies 8 years ago but like.. i'm over it.. so like.. ok dude?
UniversalStudios Sims yeah but you see I won 5 trophies which shows consistency and you had one and almost made Gira go off the deep end for it no you're obviously not lmfao
i know nothing about lacey other than she has Dylan O'Brien as her avi and for that I will defend her to the death
Sims yeah but you see I won 5 trophies which shows consistency and you had one and almost made Gira go off the deep end for it I could go on a tirade about how Lucid banned me both times I was in contention to win back in '09, but I'm over it.
Sims i also won 2 golds in 3 rounds and got to the hall of fame in like 2 months so for like a solid 2 months i reigned like a tyrant 4 years ago I mean we could both do this quoting statistics thing but instead I'm just going to compare you to Sonny Liston.
I'm Cassius Clay.
i actually just wanted ABC to take the bait but it was somewhat more predictably Zovea that took it
UniversalStudios lacey i can't believe you're still around and still insufferable zovea i have neither, i'm sorry you're still the same dbag you were 5 years ago
i also won 2 golds in 3 rounds and got to the hall of fame in like 2 months so for like a solid 2 months i reigned like a tyrant 4 years ago
lacey i can't believe you're still around and still insufferable zovea I guess some things never change. Like pretend girlfriends and mental issues to compensate for the reality that you're worthless and always will be.
If you've got to launch into verbal tirades about how much better you are than other players, chances are you aren't that good at all.
Sims yeah but you see I won 5 trophies which shows consistency and you had one and almost made Gira go off the deep end for it Yeah you were good in your day Sonny Liston, but you still went down in one.
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