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the bouncer

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the bouncer blocks your path, post something to make him move

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this is a good thread and deserves more attention
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So...the nudes?
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please open
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bounce on this *** daddy
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I walk up and tell him I'm there to cover the next shift.
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I've got a hot cupcake on my arm and a freshly lynched noavi.
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mad says


Becomeclear says

I've got a ring in there last night




You're clearly too drunk to speak properly, come back when you've sobered up.


I'm back and sober, may I come in?
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Phase through him. He's a figment of someone else's imagination and his powers have no affect over me.
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Challenge him to a children's card game
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somethingwhatever says

i ask the bouncer for class solidarity




I dunno what that is but I'm a class above you pal.
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let me into this club or you'll never see your 2 kids ever again
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Alyssa says

ask the bouncer if he's single



He's divorced with 2 kids. He loves his kids.
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ObitoSigma says

Show the bouncer my toy detective badge.




You again?
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Segalow says

sir you are clearly blocking a door to a bedroom and not a club
pls let me i would like to sleep now




I don't know what's going on behind that door but they sure ain't sleeping.
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Becomeclear says

I've got a ring in there last night




You're clearly too drunk to speak properly, come back when you've sobered up.
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dooze says

hey bebop if u change ur mind, i hope u can see where my mouse is hovering over




i hope it's hovering over 'Pass lobby ownership'
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hey bebop if u change ur mind, i hope u can see where my mouse is hovering over

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dont worry bouncerbro i got ur back
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although the screenshot got rid of my mouse, you can see that the ban user box is slightly darker than the others, as i threaten to ban you for not letting me in.
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i ask the bouncer for class solidarity
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ask the bouncer if he's single
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Show the bouncer my toy detective badge.
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blood4bloodgod says






A good bouncer never obstructs law enforcement.