We must secure the future of the Avi race, purge the noavis whenever they're in your game. (Warning: Some restrictions might apply, check with your local NoAvi purger for more details)
Into your game, the noavi crawls
Excited to play, it smells like balls
As it enters the lobby, you fear for the worst
Someone has uttered the noavi curse
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Noavi, no problem, is what we like to say
Whenever a noavi comes out to play
Sometimes they're cop, sometimes maf, sometimes they have the edge
But more likely than not, they will just veg
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A noavi do what a noavi want
Whether in-game, or in your nightmares they haunt
But if you see a noavi, stay calm and collected
Because maybe that noavi's just feeling neglected
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All it wanted was a fun game with friends
But the noavi feels like it's playing pretend!
It says, "I'll show you I'm good, and that I'm worth having, I pledge!"
And then the noavi proved ... oh wait, scratch that ... it vegged.
