1986. December. Somewhere, Siberia. A door opens, displacing last night's coat of snow. A villager walks out and into the village square where the governor is taking votes. "I know who it is," he thinks, "the filthy scum."
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Remember this happens at night when it's dark and hard to see. In fact, all night visits are carried out by memory alone. The Driver takes advantage of this by offering everyone in the village a ride with a 99% chance of reaching their destination. The other 1% will be sent somewhere else since the Driver is bought by mafia.
Arranged marriage is tradition in Somewhere, Siberia. It is arranged by the bride in her head before proposing. You can tell when a woman is about to propose to a random stranger when she quits her job and starts wearing a wedding gown around the village. Really, it's the groom's fault for not seeing it coming.
As with all arranged marriages, it is illegal to refuse and punishable by death. Whether you're mafia is irrelevant, town has to maintain its own law.
Siberian penguins are very clever. Among activities like mating randomly and dropping hints to random villagers, they're also known to pick up voting slips from previous meetings and turn them in whilst town is bickering.
Monkeys mimic the voting process as they're known to do and likewise vote when no one is looking.
As for butterflies, tales have it they're a sign from nature. When a butterfly lands on someone, it's counted as a vote for that person.
