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Party Inventory
Tools
2 rapiers [RS]
3 scimitars [SS]
12 suits of leather armor [LA]
1 yew bow [YB]
1 pistol [PG]
Box of Infinite Bullets
Consumables
1 Scroll of Mastery
8 rations
59 Gold Coins
10 arrows
1 health potion
1 potion of strength
Other stuff
1 compass
1 map
Health System
Health can be changed by getting injured, not eating/drinking/sleeping in too long, contracting a disease, etc.
If you have a disease, you're starving, dehydrated, or haven't been sleeping enough, I'll add a tag next to your name that says your ailment so you know what's going on.
White means you are all good and couldn't be in a better shape.
Green means you are in ok condition.
Red means you are not doing too well and are rather unhealthy.
Black means you're dead. It also means I'll mute you for the time being because dead people can't speak (don't worry, there will be resurrection potions!).
The party decides to ambush the ambushers, so they sneak up on one side where they see some natives.
They get closer and closer, and are right about to strike when UsernamePending says, "STOP! We all know where this is going, Shwartz, you just want to kill us all off!"
Well, I can't deny that.
The natives turn around. "Ah, so you are here for the big hunt as well?", one of them asks. "No, we're here to kill you and take your money", says tyyrannosaurusrex.
Both parties look at each other for some time in awkward silence.
Finally, a crackle can be heard in the sky and the rain starts pouring. Considering both parties were here for an ambush, one of them has to strike first, right?
...right?
And to this day, nobody is really sure what happened. In fact, legend has it that the adventurers and the natives are both still poised there, waiting to strike.
Give a eulogy about how we all were looking to have a fun time. We even had a plan to ambush some dudes near an X. Then you can talk about how the game didn't deserve to die.
I'm pretty sure Shwartz has forgotten where this story was going. At this point he's just stalling for time so either he can pull a new story out of his butt or we all forget it exists.
Um I'll post something soon?
You should have an opening act that stalls for you by tap dancing. I think that'll be a good financial investment.
I'm pretty sure Shwartz has forgotten where this story was going. At this point he's just stalling for time so either he can pull a new story out of his butt or we all forget it exists.
I'm pretty sure Shwartz has forgotten where this story was going. At this point he's just stalling for time so either he can pull a new story out of his butt or we all forget it exists.