This system will help keep the reporting system from being overloaded. It will also stop people from whining about "hipfiring" and "gamethrowing" when they lose a game of online mafia. We also expect the new threads in the complaints forum to see a decrease of approximately 47.5398%. Please let us know if you have any questions regarding this change.
I've devoted my life to solving this problem. My family has gradually accepted my absence at the dinner table, they've stopped speaking to me: I do not care. I have transcended them, for my soul is that which is blessed with a divine purpose: to solve this problem. I have watched as my pursuit for answers has destroyed my family. I have turned cheek to the pleas of my hungry children, who yet starve in the absence of my ability to provide food... let them starve. I no longer feel the need to succumb to petty cravings of the mortal; God himself has granted me immunity to such trivial things.
All of this was done to ascertain the one true answer, which I will now share with you here: I may be autistic.