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Favorite Shakespeare Quotes

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago

Please post your favorite Shakespeare quotes in this thread

  1. Alas, Poor Yorick.

  2. Help me into some house, Benvolio, Or I shall faint. A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me: I have it, And soundly too: your houses!

3 Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend: And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, We will make amends ere long; Else the Puck a liar call; So, good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends.

thecolonelover 9 years agoedited
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
Harroldover 9 years ago
I found it very easy to relate to old Mercutio.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Mercutio was the one good thing about the worst play Shakespeare ever wrote
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Escuraiover 9 years ago
jellycarover 9 years ago
Tartosisover 9 years ago
Give me my long sword, ho!
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Everything Stephano says in the tempest
Harroldover 9 years ago
He, a now false effigy of the benevolent charisma which once shrouded his insecurities. He, whom previously felt undeterred by the threat of unwelcome gales to guise his vulnerabilities. He, who now posts on EpicMafia to embrace the husk of his now former glory. He, who has been cheated on.
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yoyo200900over 9 years ago
my favoirute sheakspear quote is "im gay"