Congratulations to Voice for winning EMVivor in a vote of 6-3 against bryce1997! This game was a rollercoaster, which lasted over two months! Voice has truly earned his gold trophy, with bryce more than deserving of his silver, and SirAmelio grabbing the bronze, after he was voted out 1-0 last week.
We would also like to announce and congratulate our player of the season, cinnanie! Cinnanie played an incredibly strong physical, social and strategic game. Her confessionals were always a roller coaster of emotion, and it was a pleasure to watch her play. Runners up were Claire and Sam!!
Finally! the time has come to choose our fan favourite! Hop on to this poll and vote for who you think deserves to win fan favourite this season! You may only vote once, and not on any alts please! For that reason, we have asked you to input your epicmafia username when you vote!!
Vote for your favourite here: https://goo.gl/forms/Qn4hLqEmzzkv3UH03
The Sawarak Tribe tries to make a Cards Against Humanity deck:
[4:07:19 PM] eatemuptigs: I've thought about making a Vivor lobby set online [4:07:30 PM] eatemuptigs: so people can play it in Pretend youre Xyzzy [4:07:53 PM] N1ed: ay thatd be cool [4:08:13 PM] N1ed: i can imagine the cards [4:08:39 PM] N1ed: "Tucker is straight! I saw him grabbing _________ last night." [4:09:43 PM] N1ed: "Sonia's big anime t!tties" [4:10:19 PM] Dynaon: Quoted [4:10:42 PM] eatemuptigs: LOL [4:10:43 PM] Dynaon: Good job repping our tribe n1ed
[2:31:20 PM] Dynaon: Do you know how hard it is to explain to my fiancée that the only reason I'm taking time away from our anniversary is to play a game called Bubble Spinner
(out of context but) RED ALERT [1:15:51 AM] Anthony: ponds and I are best friends [1:16:09 AM] Jared Johnson: I want to make sweet sweaty love to ponds [1:16:16 AM] Jared Johnson: And by extension that means you too [1:16:39 AM] Anthony: I don't know how to respond to that [1:16:54 AM] Jared Johnson: Most usually go with "yes Daddy" [1:17:22 AM] Jared Johnson: I can tell I'm going to have to carry this tribe [1:17:32 AM] Jared Johnson: Not in challenges but in humor, memes, and ratings [1:17:42 AM] Jared Johnson: And sexual tension
Some highlights from the first few hours of tribal socializing:
[8:27:49 PM] SirAmelio: to make it a bit more personal i got circumcised as an adult LMAO
[8:16:35 PM] Voice: when's the last time you sucked a d!ck and how was it [8:16:54 PM] ponds: let me check my calendar
[10:04:46 PM] Voice: I went to a 47 year old divorced father's house [10:04:48 PM] DeanDean: I know this f!cking answer [10:04:50 PM] DeanDean: I DO [10:04:54 PM] Voice: and he was the worst kisser I've ever [10:04:54 PM] ponds: WHAT THE F!CK TUCKER [10:04:56 PM] Ginga: LMAO [10:04:57 PM] Voice: in my life [10:04:58 PM] Ginga: IM F!CKING [10:04:59 PM] Ginga: DEAD [10:05:05 PM] Voice: his mouth was cold and he was too slobbery [10:05:08 PM] ponds: ?????????????????? [10:05:10 PM] Voice: I almost vomited while he was kissing me [10:05:12 PM] SirAmelio: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [10:05:14 PM] SirAmelio: OMG [10:05:14 PM] ponds: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [10:05:18 PM] ponds: IM DISTURBED [10:05:19 PM] DeanDean: iirc you said it was like a dead fish [10:05:20 PM] Voice: and his d!ck was floppy on and off the whole time [10:05:28 PM] Voice: and he was hairless [10:05:33 PM] Voice: halfway in [10:05:39 PM] Voice: he had to start watching p0rn just so that he could like [10:05:41 PM] Voice: try to get it up again