theory on why all female EM users

juneauover 9 years ago

hate me

it's no secret that while the male population on EM is absolutely obsessed with me, the majority of the female users harbor major grudges against me. they will deny it but it's evident with most. users like sinead, krystalk, amor, poser, sweetnkind, etc all hate my guts and here is why

  • i'm probably the only girl here who isn't attention starved but end up getting all of the attention.

i don't owe this to the fact that i'm probably the best looking female user on this website, but rather that every single male EM user is obsessed with me because i never try as hard as the other female users do. most other female users take 52 selfies a day and pick the best 2 and post it in the "Pics Please" thread on a dying browser based website whereas someone like me; who is ironically more attractive, never bothers with that thread. i can post a new pic of me every year and 30 different guys will still send me pms asking to slide in my dms

  • i don't have to circlejerk anyone to remain relevant on EM

i'm probably the most popular EM user who isn't a 2 week hyper user that makes 12 threads an hour like karmatica and i do it without slurping on anyone's **** i'm pretty much as real as it gets and i tell it like it is without having to be all fake-nice to people. this is probably the major reason why most female em users hate me; because i'm not all cute and back at them when they try to suck my . what's more is that i don't really blame these losers for getting mad at the fact that i don't have to waste time on things like joining their little skype group chats or instagram/facebook chat groups to have everyone like me; instead i can enjoy having a life of my own outside of epicmafia because i have friends outside of EM and a boyfriend outside of EM where they can only find the same thing on an online virtual forum. just look at the amount of time that sweetnkind spends on this website lol. i'm having a hard tiem figuring out when she sleeps on a regular day

  • i have 1/100th the number of posts but 100x the personality of the average EM female user

i revisit this website like once a month, but my persona is more distinguished than any other female user. which isn't a surprise, really. if you're going to spend the majority of the day telling ugly chicks how they look cute so they would say the same thing back to you in the Pics Please thread, then yo ureally are just another vanilla on this dying website.

have a good day yall!@

WhiteMarauderover 9 years ago
"i don't have to circlejerk anyone to remain relevant on EM"

Then what is this thread?
Sheamusover 9 years ago
tl;dr
cuteover 9 years ago
"i don't try hard at all," juneau thinks to herself as she proceeds to write an essay on why e-girls don't like her
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goldmanover 9 years ago
goldman number 1
blacksnakemoanover 9 years ago
juneau
Lono
hey, nonfemale here. i hate ur ugly asss
lol come on now

https://i.gyazo.com/c24f14d13ad5f307a90d9404a54a6615.png

https://i.gyazo.com/068844cd93e30952bbb775c35eb2beca.png

https://i.gyazo.com/9fa51fe943d4f40d2903acea8c99537e.png
DAMN LOL
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
wait who r u
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oksusover 9 years ago
If you pay me 3.50, ill let you suck my dck
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
i'm probably the only girl here who isn't attention starved but end up getting all of the attention.
why'd u make this topic then lol
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
elephantasm
freshman
U r just like karmatica get ur a s s off this site please u cancer
karmatica was more creative and more annoying
creative is one way to out it.
Gerryover 9 years ago
tl;dr

if ur gonna bait people, has to be shorter and to the point
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deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
freshman
U r just like karmatica get ur a s s off this site please u cancer
karmatica was more creative and more annoying
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fishswimover 9 years ago
youre ugly get away from me
lalabetchhover 9 years ago
Wait can I see a pic of this girl I wanna see if she's actually cute
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Just look at how this thread was created with zero effort. Inspiring.
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Escuraiover 9 years ago
juneau pls become my straight bff
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
classic
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
U r just like karmatica get ur a s s off this site please u cancer
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Mostly though I just side with whoever plus karma's my posts more often
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I think sweetnkind has a better sense of humor
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Memerygaover 9 years ago
juneau
testing
lol
juneauover 9 years ago
testing
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
i'm probably the only girl here who isn't attention starved but end up getting all of the attention.
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Memerygaover 9 years ago
Sorry, that was too long to read but I wanna make sure there aren't any nudes in there, so can someone read it for me to make sure
juneauover 9 years agoedited
Lono
hey, nonfemale here. i hate ur ugly asss
lol come on now

https://i.gyazo.com/c24f14d13ad5f307a90d9404a54a6615.png

https://i.gyazo.com/068844cd93e30952bbb775c35eb2beca.png

https://i.gyazo.com/9fa51fe943d4f40d2903acea8c99537e.png
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