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Sonseray's Player Rankings Redux

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Post in this thread and I will rank you based on your skill in mafia in relation to the other people who posted in this thread.

My opinion of you as a person will not affect the rankings in any way. The rankings are solely a reflection of who I believe is the better player.

  1. Xela

  2. JeffAaron

  3. Projectmatt

  4. Miguel

  5. yoyo200900

  6. Lono

  7. Whitepimp007

  8. Kai

  9. Dyl

  10. Sincerely

  11. Thecolonel

  12. oksus

  13. Usagichan

  14. Xxerox

  15. Jabzz

  16. TitorJhon


Seventeen: Becomeclear (Good at mafia but so annoying and overtly autistic that I can't stand to put him anywhere but here)

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Dyl is the only guy on this website whose self-worth is so entirely encapsulated by his internet persona that he'll attack your real life girlfriend because he's mad about his internet mafia ranking, even though he's so weird he offered to give out the instagram accounts of everyone he has ever dated to a website that is basically a 4-chan subsidiary to prove to internet people that he's not a loser.
about 8 years
there were probably other people too
about 8 years
I'd take it as a compliment Sonse, your opinion means so much to him hes willing to argue 10 pages!
about 8 years
him and jeff couldn't be more obvious
about 8 years
dyl definitely cheated multiple times it's just simplypam was the one who admitted it
deletedabout 8 years
Doesn't look like it, looks like you just went into full defense mode
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Dyl says

How does it feel knowing that your relationship is a ticking time bomb, that must really suck


How do your blue balls feel? I haven't had those for a while. Who is the real winner?
deletedabout 8 years
I'm a pretty successful and well-adjusted guy who is definitely completely immune to internet insults.
about 8 years

Dyl says

You're a dummy!



Dyl says

Doodoo head...

deletedabout 8 years
How does it feel knowing that your relationship is a ticking time bomb, that must really suck
deletedabout 8 years
Yeah you do, every time you post. You're also a b!tch who chose sides in that vilden vs snk fight. Vilden revealed how your friends secretly feel about you

You're a mentally unstable loser who comes to this site to get help for his relationship which is gonna fail inevitably if you need to come here for help
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ITT Bad players mad that they were ranked worse than other bad players
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Dyl says

To prevent yourself from looking more stupid and egotistical than you already do


But that would imply embarrassment, don't you see? I don't care if I look stupid and egotistical, and I never have.
about 8 years

Recidivism says

Okay Dyl. I just want you to know that if I made a list of the top 100 players ever, you wouldn't even be in it, and I'm not saying that because I dislike you (which I don't) I'm saying that because I genuinely don't respect you as a mafia player, like at all.


dyl is literally the best there is at anything he has ever done and anything he will ever do you're delusional
deletedabout 8 years
To prevent yourself from looking more stupid and egotistical than you already do
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I would only consider the top 4 people on this list even "good", so.
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Dyl says

Nobody talked about you being embarrassed. That wasn't implied or brought up in any way. You're confirming the fact that you're a dumba$$


If I'm not embarrassed, why would I ever stop posting?
deletedabout 8 years
My townplay gotta be far beyond my scumplay for me to be considered averagely higher than all these people lol. Almost everyone below me is better as scum
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Nobody talked about you being embarrassed. That wasn't implied or brought up in any way. You're confirming the fact that you're a dumba$$
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Dyl says

Why are you still posting


I've never understood why people say this like I could possibly be embarrassed about people disagreeing with my rankings of internet mafia players
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The only person in this thread more angry about their rank than Dyl is Usagichan but she doesn't even have the balls to make a stink about it like him
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Why are you still posting
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Well, maybe you are better than I have seen you play, that's certainly possible.

You've never impressed me in a game, and that's a fact.
deletedabout 8 years
I know and that's why I make fun of you for being a dumba$$
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Okay Dyl. I just want you to know that if I made a list of the top 100 players ever, you wouldn't even be in it, and I'm not saying that because I dislike you (which I don't) I'm saying that because I genuinely don't respect you as a mafia player, like at all.