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Sonseray's Player Rankings Redux

deletedabout 8 years

Post in this thread and I will rank you based on your skill in mafia in relation to the other people who posted in this thread.

My opinion of you as a person will not affect the rankings in any way. The rankings are solely a reflection of who I believe is the better player.

  1. Xela

  2. JeffAaron

  3. Projectmatt

  4. Miguel

  5. yoyo200900

  6. Lono

  7. Whitepimp007

  8. Kai

  9. Dyl

  10. Sincerely

  11. Thecolonel

  12. oksus

  13. Usagichan

  14. Xxerox

  15. Jabzz

  16. TitorJhon

Seventeen: Becomeclear (Good at mafia but so annoying and overtly autistic that I can't stand to put him anywhere but here)

deletedabout 8 years
"Hey, I'm cop"

"Okay cool, i'm blue."

"Alright doc is clear too so now it's close to autowin"

You think people like that are freaks and can't socialize normally, because they enjoy winning?
deletedabout 8 years

Dyl says

I don't think a single person is gonna give a sh!t about that, and if they did, it's really not weird.

There's nothing weird about telling someone your role so you can win a game of mafia


Actually dude it's really, really, really weird.

I did a presentation for an intro psych class on the freaks that cheat on this website, and we spent the class period analyzing what is wrong with people like you.
Becomeclear
about 8 years
oh my god I just cant help but laugh at this point
JeffreyAaron
about 8 years
dylan check ur skype tho i sent you a picture i found lol
Becomeclear
about 8 years
hahahahaha now this is just banter
deletedabout 8 years

Devante says


Recidivism says


Devante says


Dyl says


Devante says

I'd never defend dyl.. He said he can lift more than me which just isn't true. But I ain't gonna call him out ITT, about sonserays insecurities and real life friends


I do lift more than you


Let's Facetime each other at the gym


This is probably something Devante literally does based on the fact that he's never not here.

I bet he brings epicmafia with him everywhere he goes.

Epicmafia is his friend at work

Epicmafia is his friend at the gym

And when he goes home and falls asleep alone, epicmafia is his friend then too.


That could work, but first calculate the time it takes me to refresh a forum maybe four times a day, then the time it takes u to play 30 hearts a week


Four times a day? Dude your avatar is literally perpetually in every single thread for literal years straight. I legitimately think there is something wrong with you. I remember asking myself back in 2011 "Woah, why is this guy always in my threads? Doesn't he sleep?" And 6 years later and even during the years I wasn't playing, I bet you've been here perpetually, offering your unwanted opinion about things that don't matter.
deletedabout 8 years
Sonseray you're actually delusional
deletedabout 8 years
I don't think a single person is gonna give a sh!t about that, and if they did, it's really not weird.

There's nothing weird about telling someone your role so you can win a game of mafia
Devante
about 8 years

Recidivism says


Devante says


Dyl says


Devante says

I'd never defend dyl.. He said he can lift more than me which just isn't true. But I ain't gonna call him out ITT, about sonserays insecurities and real life friends


I do lift more than you


Let's Facetime each other at the gym


This is probably something Devante literally does based on the fact that he's never not here.

I bet he brings epicmafia with him everywhere he goes.

Epicmafia is his friend at work

Epicmafia is his friend at the gym

And when he goes home and falls asleep alone, epicmafia is his friend then too.


That could work, but first calculate the time it takes me to refresh a forum maybe four times a day, then the time it takes u to play 30 hearts a week
deletedabout 8 years

Recidivism says


Becomeclear says


Recidivism says

Elephantasm is just lucky they're an insecure girl and thus safe from my wrath


I don't think you could take her on even if you wanted to


I think she is so fragile you can hardly disagree with her without hurting her feelings


something i'm trying to grow out of. I am not particularly insecure about the fact that I have 0 real friends at this point in time, though, although I acknowledge the stupidity in the fact which is why I made a joke out of it
deletedabout 8 years

Dyl says


Recidivism says


Dyl says

Is anyone gonna tell this guy that cheating for attention is practically a paradox

You cheat in secret, without wanting to get caught, with the sole purpose of winning a game. You don't want any attention being brought to it.

You say that every cheater is attention seeking and that makes absolutely no sense


You're cheating for attention from the person you're cheating with, because you're a freak and you can't socialize normally so you have to find a way to replace what socialization normally provides in a person's life, even though that person doesn't even like you and are just using you because you're the only one pathetic enough to be used.


You're reaching so hard


Actually you don't have to reach at all, cheating at an internet game for a pixel trophy literally makes you a freak.

Go outside and ask anyone. Ask them: "I cheated at an internet game for a little trophy made out of less than 100 pixel dots, and I spent 9 days doing it. Am I a freak?"

Go take a survey outside, and see if you can find one person who thinks you are not a freak.
desuo
about 8 years
I just want a rank omg
Devante
about 8 years
Sonseray's girlfriend is gonna cheat on him, he won't leave her though because he'll think she's doing it for his attention lmao
deletedabout 8 years

Devante says


Dyl says


Devante says

I'd never defend dyl.. He said he can lift more than me which just isn't true. But I ain't gonna call him out ITT, about sonserays insecurities and real life friends


I do lift more than you


Let's Facetime each other at the gym


This is probably something Devante literally does based on the fact that he's never not here.

I bet he brings epicmafia with him everywhere he goes.

Epicmafia is his friend at work

Epicmafia is his friend at the gym

And when he goes home and falls asleep alone, epicmafia is his friend then too.
deletedabout 8 years

Recidivism says


Dyl says

Is anyone gonna tell this guy that cheating for attention is practically a paradox

You cheat in secret, without wanting to get caught, with the sole purpose of winning a game. You don't want any attention being brought to it.

You say that every cheater is attention seeking and that makes absolutely no sense


You're cheating for attention from the person you're cheating with, because you're a freak and you can't socialize normally so you have to find a way to replace what socialization normally provides in a person's life, even though that person doesn't even like you and are just using you because you're the only one pathetic enough to be used.


You're reaching so hard
deletedabout 8 years

blank says

i just want a rank omg


theres a nice spot right below me
deletedabout 8 years

Dyl says

Is anyone gonna tell this guy that cheating for attention is practically a paradox

You cheat in secret, without wanting to get caught, with the sole purpose of winning a game. You don't want any attention being brought to it.

You say that every cheater is attention seeking and that makes absolutely no sense


You're cheating for attention from the person you're cheating with, because you're a freak and you can't socialize normally so you have to find a way to replace what socialization normally provides in a person's life, even though that person doesn't even like you and are just using you because you're the only one pathetic enough to be used.
blank
about 8 years
i just want a rank omg
Devante
about 8 years

Dyl says


Devante says

I'd never defend dyl.. He said he can lift more than me which just isn't true. But I ain't gonna call him out ITT, about sonserays insecurities and real life friends


I do lift more than you


Let's Facetime each other at the gym
Devante
about 8 years

Recidivism says

Devante you talk a big game for someone who has basically lived here for half a decade and is still widely disliked


According to the polls I'm liked across all 3 lobbies.

Check the approval ratings
deletedabout 8 years
I mean Jesus you'd think if you spend every waking moment of every day reading internet forums, with your avatar literally sitting in the corner of any thread at almost any given time, that internet forum would at least like having you around.


But nope.
deletedabout 8 years

Devante says

I'd never defend dyl.. He said he can lift more than me which just isn't true. But I ain't gonna call him out ITT, about sonserays insecurities and real life friends


I do lift more than you
deletedabout 8 years
Is anyone gonna tell this guy that cheating for attention is practically a paradox

You cheat in secret, without wanting to get caught, with the sole purpose of winning a game. You don't want any attention being brought to it.

You say that every cheater is attention seeking and that makes absolutely no sense
deletedabout 8 years
Devante you talk a big game for someone who has basically lived here for half a decade and is still widely disliked
Devante
about 8 years
I'd never defend dyl.. He said he can lift more than me which just isn't true. But I ain't gonna call him out ITT, about sonserays insecurities and real life friends