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Sonseray's Player Rankings Redux

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Post in this thread and I will rank you based on your skill in mafia in relation to the other people who posted in this thread.

My opinion of you as a person will not affect the rankings in any way. The rankings are solely a reflection of who I believe is the better player.

  1. Xela

  2. JeffAaron

  3. Projectmatt

  4. Miguel

  5. yoyo200900

  6. Lono

  7. Whitepimp007

  8. Kai

  9. Dyl

  10. Sincerely

  11. Thecolonel

  12. oksus

  13. Usagichan

  14. Xxerox

  15. Jabzz

  16. TitorJhon


Seventeen: Becomeclear (Good at mafia but so annoying and overtly autistic that I can't stand to put him anywhere but here)

about 8 years
This guy is way easier to bait than I ever expected.

Let's see if he catches the line I just tossed him.
about 8 years
who in their right mind thinks "you edited your post" is a good argument
about 8 years

Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says

I feel bad that you tried so hard on that and even edited it multiple times for maximum sting and yet you still failed.


I edited it once because it was grammatically incorrect.


I'm sorry that you felt the need to explain yourself to me. I'm also sorry that you said you don't seek approval but then you just did seek approval.
deletedabout 8 years
Are you gonna become a teacher sonseray? You're gonna end up getting bullied by your students
about 8 years
If you could comprehend a single line I've posted you'd realize I started talking more in-depth with you because I think you have a mental issue due to you wanting to attack people who agreed with your off-topic rants.... because they themselves were off-topic for agreeing with you. lmfao.
deletedabout 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

I feel bad that you tried so hard on that and even edited it multiple times for maximum sting and yet you still failed.


I edited it once because it was grammatically incorrect.
deletedabout 8 years
Sonseray is a history major, he can analyze anyone and everyone
deletedabout 8 years

projectmatt says


Recidivism says


projectmatt says


elephantasm says


Recidivism says


Becomeclear says


Recidivism says

Elephantasm is just lucky they're an insecure girl and thus safe from my wrath


I don't think you could take her on even if you wanted to


I think she is so fragile you can hardly disagree with her without hurting her feelings


something i'm trying to grow out of. I am not particularly insecure about the fact that I have 0 real friends at this point in time, though, although I acknowledge the stupidity in the fact which is why I made a joke out of it


for the record, you should generally ignore the opinions of people who spend a good portion of their life on a mafia website who tell you that online friendships are worthless - it means that they dedicate their free time to an epicmafia website but refuse to make friends while doing so, which might be even worse than coming to this site for socialization


I'd go after matt, who is a walking psych case, but he's such a whiny little sensitive manchild that there'sa legitimate chance that I might do sincere damage to self-esteem


i'd be interested in seeing you psych evaluate me, because i'm pretty sure you don't know enough about my personal life to be able to do it well


You're right, but I do know that you have get genuinely upset when someone says something mean about you on the internet. Disagree?
about 8 years
I feel bad that you tried so hard on that and even edited it multiple times for maximum sting and yet you still failed.
about 8 years

Recidivism says


projectmatt says


elephantasm says


Recidivism says


Becomeclear says


Recidivism says

Elephantasm is just lucky they're an insecure girl and thus safe from my wrath


I don't think you could take her on even if you wanted to


I think she is so fragile you can hardly disagree with her without hurting her feelings


something i'm trying to grow out of. I am not particularly insecure about the fact that I have 0 real friends at this point in time, though, although I acknowledge the stupidity in the fact which is why I made a joke out of it


for the record, you should generally ignore the opinions of people who spend a good portion of their life on a mafia website who tell you that online friendships are worthless - it means that they dedicate their free time to an epicmafia website but refuse to make friends while doing so, which might be even worse than coming to this site for socialization


I'd go after matt, who is a walking psych case, but he's such a whiny little sensitive manchild that there'sa legitimate chance that I might do sincere damage to self-esteem


i'd be interested in seeing you psych evaluate me, because i'm pretty sure you don't know enough about my personal life to be able to do it well
deletedabout 8 years
JeffreyAaron do you want to talk about how it bothers you so much that I said "we're not cool" that you think you are a part of this?

It's hard to even want to make fun of you because you're or more of less just a caricature of your own attention whoriness, and somehow I've let this thread become all about you.
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yoyo200900 says

Damn Recidivism you mentioned her weight? What has she done to you


yeah its kind of impolite to mention a womans weight or age
about 8 years

Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says


Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says

For someone so keen to call others mentally ill, Sonseray, you're quick to forget that you feel the need to fight and personally attack anyone who posts off topic on an online forum.


I didn't insult anyone who kept their own nose in their own business, actually.


What was the "actually" in reply to? Where in my post did I indicate that I believed you attacked people who DID keep their nose in their own business? What is your rebuttal towards?


My rebuttal is towards thinking theirs anything wrong with smacking people who don't mind their own business


For being "top 1% in English" you're pretty suck as's at using it to get your point across.
about 8 years

Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says


Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says

Dylan is super attractive and has amazing arms. I also know his ex-girlfriend offsite and can verify that she's been run through many times by our great lad here.


So if you know his ex-girlfriend and you know she has been, as you so eloquently put it: "run through many times by our great lad here" logic would dictate that you also know our great lad here.


No, logic would dictate that if I knew Dylan off site I would say "I know Dylan offsite".


It's really not hard to see how I misunderstood your very poorly worded anecdote


It's really not hard to see that I said "I know Dylan's girlfriend" and you went on to make 6 posts about how pathetic it is that I hang out with Dylan irl lol
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JeffreyAaron says


Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says

For someone so keen to call others mentally ill, Sonseray, you're quick to forget that you feel the need to fight and personally attack anyone who posts off topic on an online forum.


I didn't insult anyone who kept their own nose in their own business, actually.


What was the "actually" in reply to? Where in my post did I indicate that I believed you attacked people who DID keep their nose in their own business? What is your rebuttal towards?


My rebuttal is towards thinking theirs anything wrong with smacking people who don't mind their own business
deletedabout 8 years

JeffreyAaron says


Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says

Dylan is super attractive and has amazing arms. I also know his ex-girlfriend offsite and can verify that she's been run through many times by our great lad here.


So if you know his ex-girlfriend and you know she has been, as you so eloquently put it: "run through many times by our great lad here" logic would dictate that you also know our great lad here.


No, logic would dictate that if I knew Dylan off site I would say "I know Dylan offsite".


It's really not hard to see how I misunderstood your very poorly worded anecdote
about 8 years

Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says

For someone so keen to call others mentally ill, Sonseray, you're quick to forget that you feel the need to fight and personally attack anyone who posts off topic on an online forum.


I didn't insult anyone who kept their own nose in their own business, actually.


What was the "actually" in reply to? Where in my post did I indicate that I believed you attacked people who DID keep their nose in their own business? What is your rebuttal towards?
deletedabout 8 years

Dyl says

He really does have to have some sort of mental illness. The guy doesn't think it's possible to have friends over the internet. He thinks there can only be a bond between people if you're with them physically.

I feel bad because he says he quits the site whenever his social life is going well, but he's still here, which means it's not going well. If he doesn't have friends on here, he pretty much has nobody except for his girlfriend (ticking time bomb)


It's not possible to have a real relationship, platonic or otherwise, with someone you only know as text and an avatar, as the vast majority of the world's population will tell you.
about 8 years

Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says

Dylan is super attractive and has amazing arms. I also know his ex-girlfriend offsite and can verify that she's been run through many times by our great lad here.


So if you know his ex-girlfriend and you know she has been, as you so eloquently put it: "run through many times by our great lad here" logic would dictate that you also know our great lad here.


No, logic would dictate that if I knew Dylan off site I would say "I know Dylan offsite".
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JeffreyAaron says

For someone so keen to call others mentally ill, Sonseray, you're quick to forget that you feel the need to fight and personally attack anyone who posts off topic on an online forum.


I didn't insult anyone who kept their own nose in their own business, actually.
deletedabout 8 years
He really does have to have some sort of mental illness. The guy doesn't think it's possible to have friends over the internet. He thinks there can only be a bond between people if you're with them physically.

I feel bad because he says he quits the site whenever his social life is going well, but he's still here, which means it's not going well. If he doesn't have friends on here, he pretty much has nobody except for his girlfriend (ticking time bomb)
about 8 years
I appreciate your quest for on topic forums and I am glad you decided to dedicate 7 hours to that cause.
deletedabout 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

Dylan is super attractive and has amazing arms. I also know his ex-girlfriend offsite and can verify that she's been run through many times by our great lad here.


So if you know his ex-girlfriend and you know she has been, as you so eloquently put it: "run through many times by our great lad here" logic would dictate that you also know our great lad here.
about 8 years
For someone so keen to call others mentally ill, Sonseray, you're quick to forget that you feel the need to fight and personally attack anyone who posts off topic on an online forum.
about 8 years

Recidivism says


JeffreyAaron says


JeffreyAaron says

I also know his ex-girlfriend offsite


This is the post that triggered you lmao


I thought you said you two were IRL friends and that is how you knew his ex-gf. Either way I don't like you or want to be your friend.


Nope. Never said anything close to that, you very clearly just made it up because that's how mental illnesses work. The only friends you need right now are Jesus Christ and a psychiatrist.