EMPokerSim

prcsmathover 9 years ago

So yeah, I got bored, and this has a high chance of dying, but while other people are doing Survivor and BB sims, I decided to start a poker tournament sim for my own enjoyment. No promises on finishing it. It features 90 players starting on 10 tables, so if your name is on here, it is because it popped up in my mind and I felt like adding you. Apologies if you did not want that. If you want your name to be in this sim and I haven't added you yet, please mention so, and I will add you in place of someone who has already self-deleted.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f0phFszATJSluLIiwDVidHc3GbMzUmed6F17dU_dXiQ/edit?usp=sharing

If you want a prediction game, here it goes. For each player you want to add to your prediction list, it costs the buy-in of 1000. You will earn however much a player you predict wins based on the payouts of the tournament. Whoever has the biggest profit wins the prediction game. You may make changes to your prediction by adding or deleting people (including yourself if you are on the players list) at any time you want before the 9th elimination. Of course, if you delete a name, you will get refunded the buy-in of 1000 for that player. You will not be allowed to predict the same person more than once, and you will not be allowed to delete someone from your prediction list if they have busted out. To start a prediction list, comment in the format:

PREDICTION LIST

pranay7744

Voice

To update it, just post a new PREDICTION LIST.

Game Board

No players on the board yet.

ISamEIover 9 years ago
prcsmath
Episode 1 is complete! It also wraps up the first level of the tournament.
Keep it up, this is one of my favorite sims.
It has this strange surreal air to it while still being so matter-of-fact. It's beautiful. ; _ ;
FireDragonPrinceover 9 years ago
cinnanie
27

i confirm this sim is real
prcsmathover 9 years ago
Episode 1 is complete! It also wraps up the first level of the tournament.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Otherscott
Well this was a disappointment. :(
I'm sorry.
JohnBatmanover 9 years ago
Jellofish
Trust Table
JohnBatman
bye
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cosmoiswatchingover 9 years ago
hedger
This almost inspires me to write up a High Stakes Poker episode featuring Epicmafia players. But then it'd only be cosmo at the table since everyone else would be too poor.
I'll stake you bby
cinnanieover 9 years ago
someone else died but I'm still alive HOW
Gingaover 9 years ago
when you still haven't been introduced
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Somehow you absolutely nailed my playing style in poker, it's really amazing.
hedgerover 9 years ago
This almost inspires me to write up a High Stakes Poker episode featuring Epicmafia players. But then it'd only be cosmo at the table since everyone else would be too poor.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
I'm in 43rd and I haven't even been mentioned yet
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Trust Table
JohnBatman
1
Otherscottover 9 years ago
Well this was a disappointment. :(
cinnanieover 9 years ago
currently ryman and I are almost dead. most especially me
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
52nd, unrealistic, I'd probably have gone all in and lost by now
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
prcsmath
Attractive Table

Anxiety
I'm going to have a far less effective poker face blushing this hard.
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cosmoiswatchingover 9 years ago
I'm not in a table!
ISamEIover 9 years agoedited
this is the sim I never knew survivor lobby needed until now
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HighSpaceover 9 years ago
The inclusion of pranay is a huge bonus to this story
SirPeriorover 9 years ago
TFW VWXYZ is banned, shinnyhoopa seems to have disappeared, you can't even seem to find 90 players in Survivor lobby so you have to yoink some from Main and Sandbox, and Serpinator1317 is dead. It's SirPerior now.

Aside from that, I'm really liking the story. I would like it better if I were winning, ofc, but, whatevs. :P
powerofdeathover 9 years ago
lmao, i thought you were joking about this prcsmath
coloursover 9 years ago
thefire007
Im 84th leggo boys we can win only 83 more places to climb till im 1st and u will all be begging me to stop slamming you
what if i don't want you to stop
thefire007over 9 years ago
Im 84th leggo boys we can win only 83 more places to climb till im 1st and u will all be begging me to stop slamming you
coloursover 9 years ago
im third place and what even is poker
deleteddeletedover 9 years agoedited
Looks damn cool, prcs. Looking to see who comes out on top.

>Our tournament director, Heisenberg

Also, can we have a list of who's at each starting table?