Mary and Nicole

yoyo200900over 9 years ago

In this thread, we will all mock Mary and Nicole because of what they said and what subsequently happened in game 5688482 which can be found here: https://epicmafia.com/game/5688482


During the game, Mary, AKA Usagi-Chan (She thinks she is Japanese) was playing under the alias "etoile". Nicole, AKA XxXxXNicoleXxXXXXx (She thinks she is a Call of Duty quickscoper) was playing under the alias "Eiegant".

Let's review the game.


Eiegant and etoile both flipped mafia. Eiegant asked who etoile wanted to kill during the first night. Etoile replied with "yoyo numbers". Eiegant responded with "yea". Etoile second guessed and said "he will probs f*ck up as town". Eiegant agreed with "i know". They killed someone else.

Two minutes into the first day, Eiegant attempted to push on me. This was clearly a fake push and Eiegant did not do a good job of towntelling here. What an awful play this was. It only took me seconds to pin Eiegant as obvious scum and I started my push on Eiegant. The noob town lynched a blue despite how obvious Eiegant was.

Side note: Matt AKA Soda (He thinks he is a soft drink) had the worst reads on day one, they were absolutely awful. He is highly overrated.

During the night, the girls, who are clearly obsessed with me, continue talking about me and touching themselves but again choose not to kill me. They kill matt, the doctor. It's all up to me now.

I continue to destroy Eiegant during the second day, and decide that etoile, who is not doing a good job of discreetly defending her partner, is also mafia. I lead a powerful bandwagon against etoile on this day, and on the next day finish killing Eiegant.


I did it. I carried the game against the scum team that said that I would "f*ck up as town".

You horrible banshees should stay out of my way.

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grifiestover 7 years ago
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alexandraover 7 years ago
Side note: Matt AKA Soda (He thinks he is a soft drink) had the worst reads on day one, they were absolutely awful. He is highly overrated.

“he thinks he is a soft drink” made me cry laugh thank u yoyo
yoyo200900over 7 years ago
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During the night, the girls, who are clearly obsessed with me, continue talking about me and touching themselves but again choose not to kill me. They kill matt, the doctor. It's all up to me now.
haha
deleteddeletedover 8 years ago
During the night, the girls, who are clearly obsessed with me, continue talking about me and touching themselves but again choose not to kill me. They kill matt, the doctor. It's all up to me now.
deleteddeletedover 8 years ago
lmfao this is hilarious
yoyo200900about 9 years ago
Thanks Nicole you're nice
Nicolabout 9 years ago
best thread
pragayabout 9 years ago
Summary of yoyo gameplay in an equation => grudge/fear-Lynch/kill + coinflip
yoyo200900about 9 years ago
Pinche
This thread should have gotten Yoyo an IC vio. This is clearly him publically jacking himself off for all of us to see.
Lol
yoyo200900about 9 years ago
Thanks John
johnreidabout 9 years ago
Good Thread
Zhuorbabout 9 years ago
we never performed MikeyRu's last rites
A real gem was taken away from us
groundhogdayabout 9 years ago
tyrannosaurusrex
jess
this thread makes me vom for so many reasons
Bulimia is a serious disorder.
then why's the word for it so funny
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
This thread should have gotten Yoyo an IC vio. This is clearly him publically jacking himself off for all of us to see.
deleteddeletedabout 9 years ago
Ah yes, Mary aka Usagichan thread. I missed this.
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tyrannosaurusrexabout 9 years ago
jess
this thread makes me vom for so many reasons
Bulimia is a serious disorder.
jessabout 9 years ago
this thread makes me vom for so many reasons
yoyo200900about 9 years ago
Bump
thecolonelover 9 years ago
yoyo200900
This thread just got spicier. Which disability does project Matt have? I'm going to guess a Down syndrome - cleft palate combination. It is a sad state of affairs. Also he is blind so he plays epicmafia with a text to speech web browser.
back off, you're older than him
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Before I get banned I just wanna say this thread is a solid 2/10
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yoyo200900over 9 years ago
This thread just got spicier. Which disability does project Matt have? I'm going to guess a Down syndrome - cleft palate combination. It is a sad state of affairs. Also he is blind so he plays epicmafia with a text to speech web browser.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
my waifu suffers from multiple personality disorder apparently
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UltraAugover 9 years agoedited
friendly reminder

https://epicmafia.com/topic/81124

jessover 9 years ago
MikeyRu
Jesus Christ, now you people are trying to embarrass someone for having a disability? There is a difference between being a troll and being a sh!tty human being. You've crossed that line.
online words can still hurt :/
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
MikeyRu
Jesus Christ, now you people are trying to embarrass someone for having a disability? There is a difference between being a troll and being a sh!tty human being. You've crossed that line.
I've never bullied you for your disability Mikey. I'm very understanding.
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