My Cat Got Raped [HELP!]

Karmaticaover 9 years ago

This is a serious post so please be serousing when you comment.

So today i was sitting on my porsh, and My Cat was just being playful and running around my garden, When this blonde cat just showed up and started looking at my cat. I'm not revealing names, so lets call the blonde cat Cody for now, and lets call my cat Edark.

So My Darling Edark spotted Cody, I could tell she was still deciding if he was #WorthIt. Of Course, Cody was looking for one thing, and that was her vjj. I saw Cody as he approached Edark with a face I'm never going to forget. Edark put on her stupid naive face and lifted her tail in glee, thinking that she had finally found love; but that's when Cody jumped up on 2 feet and penetrated Edark's Woodle Doodle. Edark Kept screaming and I tried to help it but Dirty little Cody hissed at me as he continued to suck the living joy out of my beautiful Edark.

Anyways, what do I do?? Do I take my Cat to the vet? Can cats get abortions?

deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
sweetnkind
if cants cant ra.pe explain this
lmfao
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Peta
This is dangerously unfunny.
Let me tell you about BOFA
illuminatiover 9 years ago
You just got Pope-slammed.
illuminatiover 9 years ago
YHWH
Cats can't r@pe.

p1 Cats don't have souls
p2 Free will a property pertaining to souls
p3 Evil is cruelty committed of free will
p4 R@pe is a sexual act which is evil
∴ cats cannot r@pe
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aresover 9 years ago
your cat need a therapist
Shwartz99over 9 years ago
...what did I just read
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REALLYLOOOOOOONGNAMEover 9 years ago
i want that wabbit
Petaover 9 years agoedited
YHWH
Cats can't r@pe.

p1 Cats don't have souls
p2 Free will a property pertaining to souls
p3 Evil is cruelty committed of free will
p4 R@pe is a sexual act which is evil
∴ cats cannot r@pe
Actually sexual assault doesn't require free will. Sorry, b*tch.
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YHWHover 9 years ago
sweetnkind
if cants cant ra.pe explain this
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
if cants cant ra.pe explain this
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YHWHover 9 years agoedited
Cats can't r@pe.

p1 Cats don't have souls
p2 Free will a property pertaining to souls
p3 Evil is cruelty committed of free will
p4 R@pe is a sexual act which is evil
∴ cats cannot r@pe
Bebopover 9 years ago
if anyone artistically-minded (sweetnkind) reads this i would like to commission some fanart of this post
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Becomeclearover 9 years ago
I cant believe I'm upvoting a kramatica post
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Petaover 9 years ago
This is dangerously unfunny.
dzanek1143over 9 years ago
Edark
I feel violated
For being a cat or owned by Karmatica?
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Minieover 9 years ago
Edark
I feel violated
You like it
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dzanek1143over 9 years agoedited
It's similar to mods. They're modding somebody you don't like, you call it abuse. That's how you see in their love.
Antidoteover 9 years ago
This is the kind of quality content that keeps me coming back to these forums.
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Umbreon25over 9 years ago
pranay7744over 9 years ago
Told you not to leave your cat with xxerox.
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Vivid.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
Still a better love story than twilight
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Edarkover 9 years agoedited
I feel violated
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illuminatiover 9 years ago
Holy.
deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
jesus