Why Alphas are better

Dagalmost 10 years ago

Hey [redacted], My name is Dag, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unenlightened no-lifes who spend every second of their day on an online mafia simulator. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you realized how bad you are? I mean, I guess it’s fun to throw againt people on comp with your point farmed gt alts on reverse, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than talking about the people who still play fancy pants. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a resistance during Vietnam war, and have written made philosophical books. What have you done with your life, other than jack off to pictures of pics pls thread?? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; was SO cash). You are all [redacted] who should just self delete. Thanks for listening.

Poll
Alpha or Beta?
Alpha50%8
Beta50%8
Dagover 9 years ago
Sincerely
dag i checked ur girlfriend and didn't get a report but i think she might be sided with the mafia ):
hooked
Becomeclearover 9 years ago
Making a video about being banned from a website is pretty alpha right
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deleteddeletedover 9 years ago
GGTeMpLaR
making a thread this autistic automatically makes you an omega
beta male spotted lads
GGTeMpLaRover 9 years ago
making a thread this autistic automatically makes you an omega
Sincerelyalmost 10 years ago
dag i checked ur girlfriend and didn't get a report but i think she might be sided with the mafia ):
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
i finally uncovered the dark web of dag
Dagalmost 10 years ago
nothing is free
Sincerelyalmost 10 years ago
wait u paid cash for a blowjob from your girlfriend? dude, not cool
Goodbaralmost 10 years ago
aww, oh well...
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
Goodbar
as a beta i completely respect your opinion dag
as an alpha I hate you for having an opinion that isn't my own
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alphaturtle43almost 10 years ago
I'm gonna have to go with Alphas on this one.
Goodbaralmost 10 years ago
as a beta i completely respect your opinion dag
Dagalmost 10 years ago
Becomeclear
Personally I like tettas more than I like alphas
her personality is all what matters for you, im not surprised vladislav
Becomeclearalmost 10 years ago
Personally I like tettas more than I like alphas
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years agoedited
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Rutabalmost 10 years ago
I would drag my balls through 40 miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie
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PonyLovealmost 10 years ago
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yachialmost 10 years ago
How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? I have heard people, when complaining about you, suggesting you are mentally orbiting some outer planet. Uranus comes to mind. In conclusion, I earnestly entreat you to find a stout garbage bag, climb inside, tie the top securely, and set yourself out on the footpath in the hope that some brave sanitary engineer, without regard to his own life, limb or future happiness, will pick you up and dispose of you properly.
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BlackBattleralmost 10 years ago
Ilu dag
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
don't make me roll up my sleeves on you dude
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
This is bs