i'm upset that dextro whatever (insert drug name here) made a thread calling this thread fake and gay

my opening line on tinder is "i can introduce you to three one year old northern fur seal pups on our first date" and i always get responses.

fur seal pups have the softest fur, i love petting them.

these joe biden convos w/ obama are killing me

i found my old ugly sweater that isn't for christmas, it's a bunch of clubbing seals. (like seals dancing or having fun in a club setting) ha ha