Epicmafia

I need a beanie

Goodbaralmost 10 years ago

Winter is coming and it's that time of the year to sport the fashionable beanie. What is a beanie I should wear that will make my head be sexy and make the people say "nice head!"?

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

.. Some winters are harder than others.

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

I flaunt my beautiful bald head like a sl00t, thank you all very much.

Goodbaralmost 10 years ago

i think steve is a closet fedora wearer...

Goodbaralmost 10 years ago

steve must have the answer and yet he is not sharing it!

Simsalmost 10 years ago

ScubaSteve

You're an adult, John. Adults don't wear beanies.

the last person i would expect to say this

moonalmost 10 years ago

ScubaSteve

You're an adult, John. Adults don't wear beanies.

how do you keep your bald head warm then?

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

you're better off wrapping a condom over your head considering they serve the same function as beanies (they are both for dícks)

Goodbaralmost 10 years ago

i pass by what i think is the original carhatt store every time i go to school. wow, your words must be fate!

just kidding i looked at their website i don't like anything

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

ScubaSteve

You're an adult, John. Adults don't wear beanies.

agreed but i'm posting anyway to stem the inevitable tide of tumblr-chic lame-o's shilling for carhartt.

Goodbaralmost 10 years ago

did someone drop a wig on steve? not cool guys, not cool

illuminatialmost 10 years ago

His scalp is protected by long, luscious locks of hair.

Goodbaralmost 10 years ago

well how do you, adult man steve, protect your vulnerable and luminous head in the times of bitter coldness

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

You're an adult, John. Adults don't wear beanies.